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Kidney Stones

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
Symptoms - (as taken from UCLA Kidney Stone Treatment Center)


Asymptomatic (often there are no symptoms at all)

- KILL any bastard who is asymptmatic they don't deserve to live the fucking pricks.

Acute renal colic (severe colicky flank pain radiating to groin, scrotum, labia)

- Well you don't fucking say !!!!!

Nausea, vomiting

- YUP

Restlessness (tryng to find comfortable position to ease the pain)

- Wait one second are you suggesting that there is a comfortable position I'm in and out of the washroom every ten minutes and in the fucking fetal position when I'm not. I haven't slipped in three days because of screaming pain not to mention the bloody week where I didn't understand why I was unable to sleep and felt like I had to go to the fucking washroom every hour.

Dull pain (ill-defined, lumbar, abdominal, intermittent pain)

- "dull pain" are you on fucking smack!!!! Christ this is the most painful experience of my fucking life.

Urgency (urge to empty the bladder)

- Yeah you forget to mention the pointless aspect of trying go to constantly go to the washroom only to look down and dread the fact that a fucking marbel is going to shoot out of my dick and I'm actually going to pleased when it finally does!!!!

Frequency (frequent urination)

- Yeah what part of drinking a damn gallon of water a day has to do with this one brainiacs!!!

Gross hematuria (blood in urine visible to naked eye, usually there is pain)

- "Gross" Hey I have a whole new deffinition of the whole damn concept now!!!!

Fever (when complicated by infection)

- Well Great this I don't have quite yet!!!!

FUCK THIS IS PAINFULL!!!!!
 

DJ Doublecross

TRIBE Member
haha... I feel your pain! I had kidney stones when I was 17. For two weeks I've never felt so much pain in my life, and it's 24 hours a day!

I hope your's are small shards like mine were... despite popular myth, it didn't hurt when I actually pissed them out... it's usually gall stones that are the big ones, mine were just little shards of calcium... so it cuts you up internally and you get mad infections.

Trust me though, once you get rid of them it will be the happiest day of your life!

Rob
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JayIsBored:
just don't go to the circus anytime soon</font>
Evidently they final phases are nowhere near as painful as the current portion. Thank god the infections I'll more than likely take are internal.

Sorry


Suddenly a youth past time of taking acid to go see "the circus" in the modern sense of your nature is becomming twistedly ironic.
 
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Soundstream

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ditto Much:
Suddenly a youth past time of taking acid to go see "the circus" in the modern sense of your nature is becomming twistedly ironic.</font>
I have a feeling someone is not a big Seinfeld fan.

PS: Jay, I came in this thread just to respond with that exact same line. One day we will have a trivia standoff. I've assembled some keen competition.

Cheers ... Ian
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Temper Tantrum:
Ouch


Feel better!

How do you get a kidney stone anyways?

~allie~
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Oh it might have been the no carb high protien diet I was on.

Or it might be the pot of coffee I drink a day (at least 5 cups a day)

Or it might have been the 7 years of regular binge drinking.


Regardless I'm placing blame for this purely on the sholders of society as I simply can't be held accountable for my gross mismangament.


(ie its actually my fault)
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Supplement with the following:

calcium, glucosamine sulfate, magnesium, vitamin B6

Also, antioxidants (A,C,E)... there is some worries about too much vitamin C forming oxalates, but I don't believe it, though you might want to leave out the C...

And, as you know, caffeine and high protein... no good...
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by PosTMOd:

And, as you know, caffeine and high protein... no good...
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I can suppliment all I want, I'm know paying a bit for the decade of abuse I've done to myself. The concept of adding calcium to my system just spooks me right now.


Christ mornings without coffee and a smoke! I think I'm gonna have to take up some seriously devient sexual paterns to replace it.
 
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H2Whoa

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ditto Much:
and dread the fact that a fucking marbel is going to shoot out of my dick and I'm actually going to pleased when it finally does!!!!

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Think of it as a killer razor-snowflake or a tiny jagged metal Krusty-O. I feel your pain.
Joel
 

mystique0217

TRIBE Member
oh wow. i am very sorry to hear this.
please get better!
btw, i will depart to japan on 2nd of feb and return on 25th.

i think we wouldn't be able to bump into each other


all my best!

-Kumi
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mystique0217:
oh wow. i am very sorry to hear this.
please get better!
btw, i will depart to japan on 2nd of feb and return on 25th.

i think we wouldn't be able to bump into each other


all my best!

-Kumi
</font>
To bad I'm still on lock out until march (no vacation no overtime in loo)

Regardless have a great time.

As per pain discomfort and conceptual realities that I'm totally not a fan of.
 
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