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Ken is gay after all.

Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
It's splitsville for Barbie and Ken


SAMANTHA CRITCHELL
ASSOCIATED PRESS

NEW YORK — Just like J.Lo and Ben, the romance is over for Barbie and Ken.

After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up. The couple's "business manager," Russell Arons, vice-president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time — apart."

"Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end," said Arons, who quickly added that the duo "will remain friends."

Arons denied that there was any truth to rumours that the breakup was linked to the Cali (as in California) Girl Barbie, arriving in stores now. To better reflect her single status, Cali Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan.

This new style has already attracted a new admirer, Blaine the Australian boogie boarder.

Barbie — the most popular fashion doll in the world, according to toy maker Mattel — met Ken on the set of a TV commercial in 1961, and they have been inseparable ever since.

Arons hinted yesterday that the separation may be partially due to Ken's reluctance to getting married. All those bridal Barbie dolls in toy chests around the globe are really just examples of Barbie's wishful thinking, she explained.

Another possible factor is Barbie's career. The doll who was "born" Barbie Millicent Roberts in 1959 has been everything from a rock star to military medic, and she's sold in more than 150 countries. According to Mattel, every second, three Barbie dolls are sold somewhere in the world.

So where does that leave Ken? Said Arons: "He will head for other waves."
 
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JayIsBored

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Boss Hog
The couple's "business manager," Russell Arons, vice-president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time — apart."

it's really because barbie caught ken sodomizing skipper in the dreamhouse with his foot.
 

Smiley Jo

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*bawls*

Barbie, don't do it... you'll regret it forever....

SJ
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Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Indian Girl
She still gets the car & the camper though right?

and the house and the beach house and the motorhome and the yacht.

He gets the vespa.
 
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The Tesseract

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Originally posted by Adam
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shocking

2 things come to mind here...

1) I hope that's sand falling out of his suit

2) Since it's not 1, and Ken can't stand on his own, it's a stick... a stick up his ass. Thereby proving he's gay.
 
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JAR

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Boss Hog
It's splitsville for Barbie and Ken
According to Mattel, every second, three Barbie dolls are sold somewhere in the world.

that's just crazy! :eek:
 
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