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just peeled the most tenacious orange ever

judge wopner

TRIBE Member
ive never had so much trouble peeling an orange before.
it was thin skinned but had what amounted to a maginot line of white pulp
surrounding it.

i had to bite away at it piece by piece taking chunks of orange flesh with it.
by the time i was done, it looked like a bomb went off in my hands.

even breaking into wedges was futile. this orange fought to the bitter end, it didnt want to be eaten.

perhaps it will give me intestinal bacteria as its final act of citrus hari kari.

my shirt is ruined, and i have that post-orange eating tingling sensation on my lips... i feel sick right now.
 
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