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rentboy

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Jock, mick and the irish man in the desert........



they pass out with the scorching heat and lack of water to find themselves inside a great sultans palace..

sultan"u can stay here tonight as long as u DONT touch my beautiful your daughter,OR ELSE I WILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF"

jock,mick & irishman-"yeah,sure"

.....during the night the sultan is woken up to 3 noises

1ST"ochaAAAAAAA"

2ND"RHAAAAAAAAAAA"

3RD"UMPFFFFFFFFFFFF"


THE NEXT MORNING THE SULTAN WAKES THE 3 GUYS UP AND TELLS THEM TO GO TO THE HALL AND WAIT..............HE BRINGS OUT HIS YOUNG DAUGHTER AND SAYS TO THE BOYS...."RIGHT IN ORDER FOR ALL of you guys to leave u must drop your trousers and show me your cocks"..."cause if u have nothing to hide then u will have no marks of my daughters razors i have installed in her fanny"



ok jock drop em'



jock"nooooooo"

sultan"fucking drop em'"

he does..

sultan" just as i suspected ...cut to fuck"


and chops his head off

sultan"mick u next"

mick shaking like a leaf

mick"oh no"

and drops em'

"u too u dirty bastard"....."off with his head"


sultan"right irish man drop those trouser"
irishman-mubbles "mdmasd" and shakes his head
sultan"fucking now i said"

irishman drops his trousers and the sultan is mystified,cause there is no marks at all.just a tiny scrot


sultan">???????????????"..how could u resist my BEAUTIFUL young daughter


irish man mumbles "mggmgmgmggg"
 
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deep

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~atp~

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The formatting fucked up the pace and rhythm. That, and I keep thinking what the fuck is an Irishman doing in a Sultan's palace?


Where's my beer????


Oh, there it is. Riiiight where I left it.
 
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rentboy

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Originally posted by MoFo
I just don't know what a fanny is in this case. Is that her ass? Or her poontang?


the poon biz...this is ripped from a British website

and the layout and all caps was not my doing
 

MoFo

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OK, so does that mean Irishmen are known for tossing salad?
Is this what makes this joke funny?

And what's a scrot?
 

deep

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I don't get why the irish might be inclined to tongue some ass ... does it taste like potato or whisky?
 
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MoFo

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Originally posted by rentboy
the poon biz...

Really? Whoa, you've discovered a joke that came back through time from 3042 or something.

My mind is bending itself into a pretzel.
 

rentboy

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Originally posted by ~atp~
The formatting fucked up the pace and rhythm. That, and I keep thinking what the fuck is an Irishman doing in a Sultan's palace?



the Jock=Scotsman
Mick=Aussie
Irish man too.

there are shitloads of Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman jokes...and the irish guy is always doing something arse about face...too funny.
 
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