Jock, mick and the irish man in the desert........
they pass out with the scorching heat and lack of water to find themselves inside a great sultans palace..
sultan"u can stay here tonight as long as u DONT touch my beautiful your daughter,OR ELSE I WILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF"
jock,mick & irishman-"yeah,sure"
.....during the night the sultan is woken up to 3 noises
1ST"ochaAAAAAAA"
2ND"RHAAAAAAAAAAA"
3RD"UMPFFFFFFFFFFFF"
THE NEXT MORNING THE SULTAN WAKES THE 3 GUYS UP AND TELLS THEM TO GO TO THE HALL AND WAIT..............HE BRINGS OUT HIS YOUNG DAUGHTER AND SAYS TO THE BOYS...."RIGHT IN ORDER FOR ALL of you guys to leave u must drop your trousers and show me your cocks"..."cause if u have nothing to hide then u will have no marks of my daughters razors i have installed in her fanny"
ok jock drop em'
jock"nooooooo"
sultan"fucking drop em'"
he does..
sultan" just as i suspected ...cut to fuck"
and chops his head off
sultan"mick u next"
mick shaking like a leaf
mick"oh no"
and drops em'
"u too u dirty bastard"....."off with his head"
sultan"right irish man drop those trouser"
irishman-mubbles "mdmasd" and shakes his head
sultan"fucking now i said"
irishman drops his trousers and the sultan is mystified,cause there is no marks at all.just a tiny scrot
sultan">???????????????"..how could u resist my BEAUTIFUL young daughter
irish man mumbles "mggmgmgmggg"
they pass out with the scorching heat and lack of water to find themselves inside a great sultans palace..
sultan"u can stay here tonight as long as u DONT touch my beautiful your daughter,OR ELSE I WILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF"
jock,mick & irishman-"yeah,sure"
.....during the night the sultan is woken up to 3 noises
1ST"ochaAAAAAAA"
2ND"RHAAAAAAAAAAA"
3RD"UMPFFFFFFFFFFFF"
THE NEXT MORNING THE SULTAN WAKES THE 3 GUYS UP AND TELLS THEM TO GO TO THE HALL AND WAIT..............HE BRINGS OUT HIS YOUNG DAUGHTER AND SAYS TO THE BOYS...."RIGHT IN ORDER FOR ALL of you guys to leave u must drop your trousers and show me your cocks"..."cause if u have nothing to hide then u will have no marks of my daughters razors i have installed in her fanny"
ok jock drop em'
jock"nooooooo"
sultan"fucking drop em'"
he does..
sultan" just as i suspected ...cut to fuck"
and chops his head off
sultan"mick u next"
mick shaking like a leaf
mick"oh no"
and drops em'
"u too u dirty bastard"....."off with his head"
sultan"right irish man drop those trouser"
irishman-mubbles "mdmasd" and shakes his head
sultan"fucking now i said"
irishman drops his trousers and the sultan is mystified,cause there is no marks at all.just a tiny scrot
sultan">???????????????"..how could u resist my BEAUTIFUL young daughter
irish man mumbles "mggmgmgmggg"