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Eclectic

TRIBE Member
How many TRIBErs does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to point out that the lightbulb needs to be changed.

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

10 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

45 to start linking light bulbs to sex.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post that lightbulbs used to be way better "back in the day"

13 to say "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "Timeline!"

1 lurker to finally register and respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
 

The Tesseract

TRIBE Member
1 to drop it and blame it on another

1 to forget about the bulb needed changing and points out hot chicks don't need light bulbs
 

Soundstream

TRIBE Member
4 lefties to post that $0.03 of electricity is wasted when a 60w lightbulb is left turned on for 24 hour period.

Cheers ... Ian :)
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
One to post a picture of a cat that has nothing to do with any of it.

Two to respond with pictures of there own cats

three who then respond with pictures that have nothing to do with lights the cats or anything else said.

four to comlain that light bulbs were better back in the old days.





How many DJ's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 1 but 10 others will claim that it should have been done at a different pitch.

How many ravers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 1 but as soon as they do it 100 will walk to the door thinking the party is over so we turn the power off anyway.

How many promoters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- What the fuck I rented the sound system I just got back from the hotel after picking the dj up at the airport I have to meet the owner to give him his check the sound guys are late and I have no fucking clue where the god damn decorators are and some prick is calling the infoline every minute tieing up the fucking line why don't you get off your lazy over paid ass find a fucking latter ....

we may never know!!!!
 

Silvershadow

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Ditto Much
One to post a picture of a cat that has nothing to do with any of it.
You mean... This one? :D



Let's also not forget the one person who'll point out that the entire thread belongs in the "Nobody Cares" thread.
 

echootje

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Ditto Much
How many promoters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- What the fuck I rented the sound system I just got back from the hotel after picking the dj up at the airport I have to meet the owner to give him his check the sound guys are late and I have no fucking clue where the god damn decorators are and some prick is calling the infoline every minute tieing up the fucking line why don't you get off your lazy over paid ass find a fucking latter ....

we may never know!!!!
LOL!
 

Zorro

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Ditto Much

How many promoters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- What the fuck I rented the sound system I just got back from the hotel after picking the dj up at the airport I have to meet the owner to give him his check the sound guys are late and I have no fucking clue where the god damn decorators are and some prick is calling the infoline every minute tieing up the fucking line why don't you get off your lazy over paid ass find a fucking latter ....

we may never know!!!!
LOL it's funny cause it's true D'OH!!!!
 

AdRiaN

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Soundstream
4 lefties to post that $0.03 of electricity is wasted when a 60w lightbulb is left turned on for 24 hour period.
Actually ... it's closer to $0.15 :p
 
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