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Jason X

matty

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I don't know about anyone else, but when I first saw Friday the 13th part 3 at a friends birthday sleepover when I was 7 or 8 it scared the shit out of me. Eventually I grew up and was able to sleep with the closet door open again and run up the stairs from the basement of my grandparents farm with out feeling like some machete wielding guy in coveralls was coming up right after me.

Today I find out that Jason X - Jason in Space is coming out in April. WFT, will this series ever end? I'm going to go see it anyway just because it will probably be so bad that it's funny.

Taken from the official website.

2455 A.D.

The Earth is dead.

Once the shimmering blue jewel of the galaxy, humanity's former home is now a contaminated planet abandoned for centuries -- a world of violent storms, toxic landmasses and poisonous seas. Yet humans have returned -- not to live but to study.

In the remains of the Crystal Lake Research Facility, an archaeological class has discovered two frozen ancestors -- a beautiful woman and a hulking, rotted carcass wearing a strange mask. Their cryo-storage disturbed, the two bodies are taken to the students' ship: The Grendel.

Forget what has gone before. Welcome to the future of horror.

It's been almost 10 years Jason, nice to see you back on the circuit :)

 

seeker

TRIBE Member
holy techno forum deja vu, batman! :p

saw the trailer for this tonight at blade 2. it looks absolutely horrible. which, i suppose, is the point. it obviously doesn't take itself too seriously. i can't recall which one of this series i have actually seen -- it's only been one film, that's certain -- but it was the one where it wasn't really jason killing people, but some other fella posing as jason.

anyway, i was frightened, but more because i had built up so much fear in my head than for anything the movie did. i lost my fear pretty quickly after i saw the decapitated rubber head...
 
I saw the trailer to this before Blade 2

I'll see it.

Fucking funny!

"it's okay guys! He just wanted his machete back!"

From the Ministry of "Terror gets an upgrade"? HAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!

Prime Minister Highsteppa
 
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vench

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Originally posted by Stormshadow
Wasn't there actually supposed to be a Freddie vs. Jason movie?
I think there was. Either that, or there was a Freddy vs Michael Myers movie or a Michael Myers vs Jason movie, no matter how you slice it though, it's all crap.















Michael Myers had the best music.


vench
 
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Originally posted by Stormshadow
Wasn't there actually supposed to be a Freddie vs. Jason movie?
Much like Aliens vs. Predator, still being worked out in the courts.

From the Ministry of don't count on seeing it being made anytime soon.

Prime Minister Highsteppa
 

mingster

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This movie looks incredibly fuck-stupid.
I can't even begin to imagine how much it's gonna suck. The entire premise is completely ridiculous, the spaceship thing...give me a break. :rolleyes:

Ming.
 
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BigBadBaldy

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As I posted a few weeks ago, I've already seen Jason X. I liked some aspects of it, there were some funny bits, but I downloaded it. I don't know if I would want to actually pay $9-$13 to see it in a theatre.

BBB.

..and Cronenburg's in it for all of 8 seconds. Still, if you can see it for free.. :D
 

vench

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would do you think would win in a fight between Jason, Freddy and Michael Myers? I think it would be close but I'd like to see Freddy win, but alas, it is impossible as he can only get you if you fall asleep, and I don't imagine that people who get killed over and over again sleep, or maybe that's his angle?


Michael Myers is a close second...I never liked Jason, that prick.....

vench
 

silver1

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I got a chance to see Friday the 13th 3-D at the Royal (they had a week long 3-D festival).

Do yourself a favour, if you get the chancce to see F13th 3-D, DO IT! It was unbelievable hilarious.
 

djcheezwhiz

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Originally posted by silver1
Do yourself a favour, if you get the chancce to see F13th 3-D, DO IT! It was unbelievable hilarious.
it will never touch monster chiller horror theatre in 3d...starring dr tongue & willy tobias jr...the kings of 3d horror...pretty scary eh kids!!

 
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silver1

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Originally posted by djcheezwhiz


it will never touch monster chiller horror theatre in 3d...starring dr tongue & willy tobias jr...the kings of 3d horror...pretty scary eh kids!!

Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Stewardesses was a classic ;)
 

BigBadBaldy

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Originally posted by silver1
I got a chance to see Friday the 13th 3-D at the Royal (they had a week long 3-D festival).

Do yourself a favour, if you get the chancce to see F13th 3-D, DO IT! It was unbelievable hilarious.
Yeah, and if you're prone to proper sight, bring some fucking tylenol3's cuz the 3-D effects were so bad it made my fucking head hurt. Funny as shit, though.

BBB.

I like the popping eyes.
 

silver1

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Originally posted by BigBadBaldy


Yeah, and if you're prone to proper sight, bring some fucking tylenol3's cuz the 3-D effects were so bad it made my fucking head hurt. Funny as shit, though.

BBB.

I like the popping eyes.
The popping eye was the best.

When I went the projector guy screwed up for the first few minutes and people were starting to get unruly. Then he properly focused it and all was pretty much ok after that. Mind you it can get a little taxing on the eyes after a while.

I also loved all the different gratuitous 3D shots they used just for the sake of using 3D. -> The yo-yo. The old dude putting up laundry with that stick.
 

BigBadBaldy

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There were actually some pretty good deaths (I know, it sounds horrible) in F13:3. The dude getting macheted through his crotch to his breastbone while walking on his hands was pretty nice. Doesn't Jason pitchfork two kids right through the bed and into the floor while they're fucking?

BBB.

..but my all-time fave F13 death is Kevin Bacon getting the arrow through his throat from under the bed in part one.
 
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