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I've Figured Out The Secret To Picking Up Chicks!

Mr_Furious

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BABIES!!!!


everytime I see someone with a baby in a public place, any and all surrounding women flock towards them.

Now all I need is a baby....anybody got a kid I can borrow?
 

rejenerate

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Originally posted by Mr_Furious
BABIES!!!!


everytime I see someone with a baby in a public place, any and all surrounding women flock towards them.

Now all I need is a baby....anybody got a kid I can borrow?
Go read Nick Hornby's "About A Boy."

~jen
 

TaCk OnE?

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Re: Re: I've Figured Out The Secret To Picking Up Chicks!

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
Puppies work well too, and they're much less effort.
and they fetch sticks when you throw them.


"ooooh, yah, he is cute huh?.....I just got him from the pound yesterday...they were going to send the little guy off to the glue factory....and I thought I had enough room at home for him.......and you ;)"
 
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Mr_Furious

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Re: Re: I've Figured Out The Secret To Picking Up Chicks!

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
Puppies work well too, and they're much less effort.
my friend was telling me the Life channel did a little experiement where a guy tried to meet women with 1. an Aston Martin 2. a baby, and 3. a puppy

they found that with the baby this individual met 4 out of 4 women as opposed to 1 out of 4 with the puppy and 0 with the Aston Martin.
 

rejenerate

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Re: Re: Re: I've Figured Out The Secret To Picking Up Chicks!

Originally posted by Mr_Furious


what's it about?
It's about a man who figures single moms are the best target for picking up so he pretends he has a kid in order to meet them. There's more to the story but I won't ruin it.

There's a movie version coming out soon with Hugh Grant (*puke*) as this man.

~jen
 

kerouacdude

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Re: Re: Re: I've Figured Out The Secret To Picking Up Chicks!

Originally posted by Mr_Furious


what's it about?
About a guy who tries to pick up single moms....movie's coming out in a few weeks...Hugh Grant will star
 

kerouacdude

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Re: Re: Re: Re: I've Figured Out The Secret To Picking Up Chicks!

Originally posted by rejenerate


There's a movie version coming out soon with Hugh Grant (*puke*) as this man.

~jen
I think Hugh'll be perfect for that character
 
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joey

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doesn't even have to be a baby..

just a cute kid...

and they are less work then a dog (as long as the kid isn't yours..)

once you have had them out for the day and they are now all cranky you just bring them home and give them back to the parents..

dogs you have to clean up poo...
 

echootje

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Re: Re: Re: I've Figured Out The Secret To Picking Up Chicks!

Originally posted by TaCk OnE?



"ooooh, yah, he is cute huh?.....I just got him from the pound yesterday...they were going to send the little guy off to the glue factory....and I thought I had enough room at home for him.......and you ;)"
LOL They send Horses to the glue factory for the hooves :p

*imagines walking a horse on a leash* :D
 

Rosey

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puppies are better because when they stop being cute puppies you can throw them out and get a new one.

babies are harder to replace.
 
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Chris

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Originally posted by mingster
Will!
Is your bike not doing the trick? ;)

Ming.
for sure Will, the bike must be doing it for you, only if you can actually stay on it without wiping out ;) Okay not so funny!!


Hey why not the bike and babies, the unbeatable combination
 

mingster

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I have the perfectsolution to your problem Will.

QUIT BEING SO FUCKING ANTI-SOCIAL AND GET YOUR ASS OUT ONCE IN A WHILE! YOU FUCKING BIKE-RIDING-RECLUSE!

P.S. ;) :D

Ming.
 

poker face

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Puppies are the best!

Every guy I know that owns a dog always get tons of mingle's with ladies.

Also the best mingle spot is the Dog park!
 
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Chris

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Originally posted by Mr_Furious


nope, ChrisD said they were supposed to come flocking......still nothing :p

I don't care, I still like it.

I keep telling ya, you HAVE TO ACTUALLY STAY ON THE BIKE for it to work
 
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Guest

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Originally posted by alexd
meeting women and picking them up are two different things..
Much like in business: Much harder to close a sale than it is to get your prospect interested.
 

BigBadBaldy

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I like pretending that I'm listening to and understanding a word they say. I find this helps a lot. Keep your answers vague, down to physical gestures which are easily misinterpreted if possible.

A coffee before trying to interact is good for that "I'm listening" look. Cuts the glaze.

BBB.

If you can manage a question or two that sound related to whatever it is she's saying, give it a shot.. but don't overextend yourself!
 

rejenerate

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I've Figured Out The Secret To Picking Up Chicks!

Originally posted by kerouacdude


I think Hugh'll be perfect for that character
Yeah, probably...but he just annoys me. :) I'm concerned that I've found no mention of the character of Ellie, or any actress connected to the part. And I heard they changed the Kurt Cobain thing (which is dumb seeing as that's where the title comes from).

Grrr.

~jen
 
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