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it's funny..

joey

TRIBE Member
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little frisky.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her: "Honey, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No"

"Please"

"Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom."
 
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LadyLinzee

TRIBE Member
Not really funny but hey .. im bored!

Parrot's

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's
house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

PS. Joey .. I laughed but then again i'm bored!
 

dicksherwood

TRIBE Member
Re: Not really funny but hey .. im bored!

Originally posted by LadyLinzee
Parrot's

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's
house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
^^^
This funny

Joey's not funny

ha
 
G

Guest

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Originally posted by Lil'Timmy
It's pseudo funny, and predictable.
It's quasi-funny. It's the Diet Coke of funny, just one calorie, not funny enough.

Much like me!!
 
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joey

TRIBE Member
stupid jokes about parrots are stupid....

mine was about blow jobs..
and it had an intercom in it!!!!!!!
 

LeoGirl

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by joey
stupid jokes about parrots are stupid....

mine was about blow jobs..
and it had an intercom in it!!!!!!!
yeah, but I've heard that one before ;)

It's a good one though...
 
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joey

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by mingster
I thought it was funny. :)

Ming.
thanks mel!!!! :)
those other jerks are jerks...

i dont know if @m is agreeing with me or not..........................
 

BreakzBroad

TRIBE Member
Joey i laughed. But i got that email about a month ago. but it is funny. U GUYS DON'T KNOW JACK :D

the parrots are funny too! hell any joke that has to do with sex is good :D

*jen*
 
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Adam Duke

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i dont know if @m is agreeing with me or not..........................
if i do, does that mean i avoid a punch in the face?

@m. <-- thinks threatening random acts of absurd violence IS funny!...but only when joey does it.
 
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