Hello Neighbour, did I ever tell you about the time when I had to spend 8 days in a Hanoi pit of hell? No? Charlie captured me and the rest of my platoon along the Mei Kong River one day and put me in a bamboo cell. Even ruined my nice new sweater. Do you how I felt? I felt mad. I was really, really mad. I was madder than if your big brother was mean to you and broke your favourite toy. So, one day I took my lucky sneaker shoelaces and strangled one of Charlie and took his gun and mowed those mutherfuckers down, like a nice big lawnmower going over a golf course. Can you say AK-47?