Is it possible to whiten a cats teeth?

[JOSHB]

My room mates cat has really ugly teeth and I was thinking about using whitestrips to whiten them. Do you think that will adversely effect the cat in any way? I think it may help him get laid by other cats and thus make him happier and stop him from moping about the apartment like a baby all the time.

If I do use whitestrips can I use a rubberband to keep them in place?

 

[veteze]

I've done this. It's totally fine.

 

[alexd]

My room mates cat has really ugly teeth and I was thinking about using whitestrips to whiten them. Do you think that will adversely effect the cat in any way? I think it may help him get laid by other cats and thus make him happier and stop him from moping about the apartment like a baby all the time.

If I do use whitestrips can I use a rubberband to keep them in place?

you should get your cat porcelan veneers, or whiten them with

LAZERS

 

[JOSHB]

Ive thought about the veneers thing and although I am genuinely concerned with his well-being and really want him to get laid more so he stops moping around the house, I really don't want to blow my whole wad on a cosmetic surgery for Zoo (the cat's name). Unless of course he is somehow mangled in a wreck, then I'll have no choice.

Lazers may be to futuristic for him, he's really old fashioned kind of cat in this way.

 

[alexd]

you could dye him a darker color so his teeth have the appearance of being whiter

 

[JOSHB]

He's already darker than Forest Whitaker's neck. I should, in the future, give him a diet that's a little lower in swedish fish and higher in real fish. But that's neither here nor there.

 

[Thumpr]

 

[JOSHB]

omg thats a good one Thumper! There is even that correction tape stuff that we use at the office for a more temporary solution.

 

[Flashy_McFlash]

Pull all the teeth out and ship them to Cambridge. When they come back they will be whiter than Kelly Clarkson's fanbase.

 

[[- FuNKtiOn -]]

Pull all the teeth out and ship them to Cambridge. When they come back they will be whiter than Kelly Clarkson's fanbase.

does Cambridge have exceptional teeth cleaning services or did I miss something?

 

[littlejon]

nothing says lucky like a mouth fulla bling.

 

[kuba]

I cant believe someone would waste their time on trying to whiten their CATS fucking teeth. Jesus christ, the thing licks it ass and cunt daily, and you want to whiten the teeth?

 

[Sunshyne Jones]

yes, kuba, he's very serious about whitening the cat's teeth. it is a very serious matter. i have to add that i have always considered it a priority to keep your pet cat's teeth nice and white and i commend joshb for taking the well being and happiness of his roommate's cat.

 

[TaCk OnE?]

just pull them out....cats are like sharks, they'll grow a new set right away.


oh, and to your certain joy, you'll find the old ones are filled with creamy milk chocolate!....yummers!

 

[littlejon]

chocolate! i never knew..
miss kitty is in for a big surprise when i get home.

 

[Thumpr]

cat with white teeth.


serious business.

 

[Vincent Vega]

I cant believe someone would waste their time on trying to whiten their CATS fucking teeth. Jesus christ, the thing licks it ass and cunt daily, and you want to whiten the teeth?

Dude!!!!

 

[Thumpr]

lols!

 

[annec]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[Thumpr]

ATTN: Ralph

 

[TheRunningBoard]

you could dye him a darker color so his teeth have the appearance of being whiter

Smartest thing I have heard all day (I know it's early..but I think it has staying power).

 

[Thumpr]

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[tonep]

My room mates cat has really ugly teeth and I was thinking about using whitestrips to whiten them. Do you think that will adversely effect the cat in any way? I think it may help him get laid by other cats and thus make him happier and stop him from moping about the apartment like a baby all the time.

If I do use whitestrips can I use a rubberband to keep them in place?

first of all its a hairless cat, there is no way even with white teeth that mother fucker is getting laid... fucking thing looks like telly sevales in the dirty dozen when he puts that black paint on his face.... ugly son a bitch

 

[alexd]

 

[annec]

I like your cat alexd! Looks like he's having a good ol' time!