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*Interesting* Work Experiences...

HotSauce

TRIBE Member
I started my new job as a security guard last night at a Hotel and it was fairly quiet until about 3am when I got a call of a man in one of the hallways sporting his underwear and hanging outside of a door. I of course have to see just what's up(bad wording?), and he claims to not know how he got in the hallway. I ask him a few questions and he seems legit(name meets the guest sheet) but I still need conformation(he wasn't carrying I.D. :p ) so I have to wake up his wife. Then she starts yelling at me for waking her up to let her semi-nude husband in the room asking "what kind of place is this?" and "What's wrong" with me?

What's wrong with me? I'm sorry, but wasn't I the one who was wearing clothes?

If this is just the first night, I can only imagine what I'll get to see in the future.

Anyone else have any amusing work related stories?
 

teknikal

TRIBE Member
when i was 15 or 16, i had a summer job working in a warehouse.

one of my co-workers, some 25 year old guy, told me that he just had his first anal sex experience (on the receiving end). he proceeded to complain about his ass hurting the rest of the day.

not that there's anything wrong with that, but i who just says that out of nowhere to a young kid?

teknikal -- scarred for life
 

deep

TRIBE Member
straight up, I used to bounce back in the day. treat people with respect, you'll be surprised at how much cooler they are to deal with. whenever you go confrontational, and bring into question their pride /self image, you get problems. so long as you give them an out to maintain face while giving into what you want you're alright. if all else fails stab them in the ear.

hope this helps!
 
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HotSauce

TRIBE Member
Thanks Deep, it does.

Was given all kinds of good advice, but I think I'll have to learn to deal with those that lack common sense. And to learn to use my cuteness to my advantage.
 

Phat Trick

TRIBE Promoter
didn't help at "the Space"

it was the sketchiest afterhours in toronto.

I worked the door, but as soon as you got confrontaional with the other staff, you got beats in the back room.

I hate violence...
hehe
 

deep

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by HotSauce
Thanks Deep, it does.

Was given all kinds of good advice, but I think I'll have to learn to deal with those that lack common sense. And to learn to use my cuteness to my advantage.

straight up man, even the hardest of motherfuckers will respond to someone acting cool in a tight situation. I've had drug dealers pull pieces on each other inside of a club and talked them out of it. because really, one busts a cap into the other and what happens? Not like they're going to get away with it. they got beef, they gotta handle it some place where they can have it resolved once it's cleared. they respond to that shit.

All tha tshit being said I hpe you're never in any of the positions that I have been in.
 
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deep

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
Where is Josh?!?!
(and where did you go tonight?)
I was in waterloo. we tried talkign josh into coming to waterloo. jeff would have prison sex0red his little cracker ass.. hahaha , josh the oompa loompa
 
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