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Indiana Jones is a BITCH
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JayIsBored
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it's about the journey, not the reward
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Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
Klubmasta Will
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the historical artifacts are not the real *prizes* in the movies.
in RAIDERS, indy prevents the nazis from getting the ark of the covenant and he gets the ultimate prize, marian.
in TEMPLE OF DOOM, indy saves all the children of an entire village, crushes the rise of the evil kali-ma, and gets the ultimate prize, willy (the girl).
in THE LAST CRUSADE, indy re-builds his relationship with his father, saves his father's life, stops the nazis once again, and drinks from the holy grail, thereby obtaining *everlasting life*.
there is no greater action hero in the history of cinema.
in RAIDERS, indy prevents the nazis from getting the ark of the covenant and he gets the ultimate prize, marian.
in TEMPLE OF DOOM, indy saves all the children of an entire village, crushes the rise of the evil kali-ma, and gets the ultimate prize, willy (the girl).
in THE LAST CRUSADE, indy re-builds his relationship with his father, saves his father's life, stops the nazis once again, and drinks from the holy grail, thereby obtaining *everlasting life*.
there is no greater action hero in the history of cinema.
JayIsBored
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we all know allan quartermain is the real bitch. a total indy ripoff
HA!
Sharron Stone was in that
Some proof that Indiana is a bitch
RAIDERS - at the very beginning he almost dies to get the golden head thing ... then that other guy takes it from him and Indiana gets chased off by angry tribesmen
TEMPLE - he falls under the head chiefs spell and becomes his newest BITCH
CRUSADE - at the beginning when he runs into his house to tell his dad about what he got ... Henry Jones then proceeds to make him stand there and count to 20 ... in Greek ... like the BITCH he is
stu
Klubmasta Will
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actually, marcus brody is a bit of a bitch in THE LAST CRUSADE.
he was a great supporting character in RAIDERS - very ominous in all of his scenes.
in THE LAST CRUSADE, they turn him into a bumbling idiot - downgraded to silly comic relief.
he was a great supporting character in RAIDERS - very ominous in all of his scenes.
in THE LAST CRUSADE, they turn him into a bumbling idiot - downgraded to silly comic relief.
el presidente Highsteppa
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How is he a bitch when he doesn't want to keep the shit so much as put it in a museum?
From the Ministry of ain't no bitch.
Prime Minister Highsteppa
From the Ministry of ain't no bitch.
Prime Minister Highsteppa
el presidente Highsteppa
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Originally posted by Disco Stu
George says "You are all bitches!"
stu
George got quite the chin flab
From the Ministry of like a bib
Prime Minister Highsteppa
JayIsBored
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he's slowly turning into jabba the hut
el presidente Highsteppa
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Originally posted by Disco Stu
Back off ... Indiana is my BITCH
stu
HEY BITCH
Pot kettle black.
From the Ministry of whipped and no, I won't let this film go.
Prime Minister Highsteppa
PS> I take it you've seen We Were Soldiers?