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Indiana Jones is a BITCH

noahmintz

TRIBE Member
In his movies he always goes on some huge quest for some historical artifact ... however he never gets to keep it in the end
Therefore he is a bitch

stu
 

kyfe

TRIBE Member
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take that back son!

Kyfe
 

Cheeka

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Disco Stu
In his movies he always goes on some huge quest for some historical artifact ... however he never gets to keep it in the end
Therefore he is a bitch

stu

wrong - he is god!
i love him
 
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Klubmasta Will

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the historical artifacts are not the real *prizes* in the movies.

in RAIDERS, indy prevents the nazis from getting the ark of the covenant and he gets the ultimate prize, marian.

in TEMPLE OF DOOM, indy saves all the children of an entire village, crushes the rise of the evil kali-ma, and gets the ultimate prize, willy (the girl).

in THE LAST CRUSADE, indy re-builds his relationship with his father, saves his father's life, stops the nazis once again, and drinks from the holy grail, thereby obtaining *everlasting life*.

there is no greater action hero in the history of cinema.
 

alexd

Administrator
Staff member
He gets to sport distressed leather and hang out with angry tribespeople.
 
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noahmintz

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by JayIsBored
we all know allan quartermain is the real bitch. a total indy ripoff

HA!
Sharron Stone was in that

Some proof that Indiana is a bitch
RAIDERS - at the very beginning he almost dies to get the golden head thing ... then that other guy takes it from him and Indiana gets chased off by angry tribesmen

TEMPLE - he falls under the head chiefs spell and becomes his newest BITCH

CRUSADE - at the beginning when he runs into his house to tell his dad about what he got ... Henry Jones then proceeds to make him stand there and count to 20 ... in Greek ... like the BITCH he is

stu
 

Klubmasta Will

TRIBE Member
actually, marcus brody is a bit of a bitch in THE LAST CRUSADE.

he was a great supporting character in RAIDERS - very ominous in all of his scenes.

in THE LAST CRUSADE, they turn him into a bumbling idiot - downgraded to silly comic relief.
 
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ADT

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Disco Stu


RAIDERS - at the very beginning he almost dies to get the golden head thing ... then that other guy takes it from him and Indiana gets chased off by angry tribesmen

yah.. but that guy get his head melted..

indy doesnt.. he closes his eyes (clever indy!)

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ADT

TRIBE Member
wait a minute... he doesnt get his head melted.. the nazi gets his head melted..

that guys head catches on fire and explodes! (BEST SCENE EVAH!)

:D

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ps. why dont more movies have exploding heads..
 

seeker

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by ADT
ps. why dont more movies have exploding heads..

scanners. (although i've never seen it. it does seem to be known ubiquitously as "that exploding head movie")
 
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