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In A Perfect World...

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CO2

TRIBE Member
-She'd be Attractive (to me, not necessarily to anyone else)
-she'd have a warped sense of humour (or just good sense of humour)
-she parties but not a crackhead
-she appreciates or likes trance but not necessarily her first choice
-she'd like movies
-she'd be not perfect, but perfect for me
-she'd have something interesting to say
-she'd keep up with my libido
-she enjoys the company of my friends
-she likes beer
-shed have at least half of these qualities.
 
ndrwrld

ndrwrld

TRIBE Member
CO2 said:
-She'd be Attractive (to me, not necessarily to anyone else)
-she'd have a warped sense of humour (or just good sense of humour)
-she parties but not a crackhead
-she appreciates or likes trance but not necessarily her first choice
-she'd like movies
-she'd be not perfect, but perfect for me
-she'd have something interesting to say
-she'd keep up with my libido
-she enjoys the company of my friends
-she likes beer
-shed have at least half of these qualities.
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ive got her already..and for $1,000,000,000, shes yours...
for the night.
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Wow, my account gets so much action, it's unbelievable. It gets more action than I could ever imagine!
 
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joey

TRIBE Member
CO2 said:
-She'd be Attractive (to me, not necessarily to anyone else)
-she'd have a warped sense of humour (or just good sense of humour)
-she parties but not a crackhead
-she appreciates or likes hhc but not necessarily her first choice
-she'd like movies
-she'd be not perfect, but perfect for me
-she'd have something interesting to say
-she'd keep up with my libido
-she enjoys the company of my friends
-she likes beer
-shed have at least half of these qualities.
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better
 
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tobywan

TRIBE Member
CO2 said:
-She'd be Attractive (to me, not necessarily to anyone else)
-she'd have a warped sense of humour (or just good sense of humour)
-she parties but not a crackhead
-she appreciates or likes trance but not necessarily her first choice
-she'd like movies
-she'd be not perfect, but perfect for me
-she'd have something interesting to say
-she'd keep up with my libido
-she enjoys the company of my friends
-she likes beer
-shed have at least half of these qualities.
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let me know when a) you find this girl, and b) if she has a twin sister.
 
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rhyss

TRIBE Member
CO2 said:
-She'd be Attractive (to me, not necessarily to anyone else)
-she'd have a warped sense of humour (or just good sense of humour)
-she parties but not a crackhead
-she'd like movies
-she'd be not perfect, but perfect for me
-she'd have something interesting to say
-she'd keep up with my libido
-she enjoys the company of my friends
-she likes beer
-shed have at least half of these qualities.
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hey - that sounds like me!! (took out the trance part...but I should have added in breaks)

sorry guys - I am taken

and my sisters are my polar opposite
 
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SweatyNuts

TRIBE Member
CO2 said:
-She'd be Attractive (to me, not necessarily to anyone else)
-she'd have a warped sense of humour (or just good sense of humour)
-she parties but not a crackhead
-she appreciates or likes trance but not necessarily her first choice
-she'd like movies
-she'd be not perfect, but perfect for me
-she'd have something interesting to say
-she'd keep up with my libido
-she enjoys the company of my friends
-she likes beer
-shed have at least half of these qualities.
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all this talk about your feelings makes me wonder if maybe you should be looking for a dude with these qualities. or at least a tampon for your vagina.
 
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C

CO2

TRIBE Member
Hey I was drunk and sentimental..

..and let me get this straight...I have to be gay or a chick to talk about my perfect woman? Youre a fucking retard if thats your view...did daddy touch you in that special place one cold winter morning, or did he place his sweaty nuts one too many times in that teabag-esque way on your face while you were "sleeping", causing you to distance yourself from any sort of emotion?

Ummm...ok there big man. Ill take the vagina over your sweaty nuts any time...too bad daddy didnt think that way, eh mate?
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
lol @ Chris

you tell 'em there vagina boy

(with a name like sweatynuts, were you expecting him to pipe in with a Shakespeare sonnet? Don't let the dufus bring you down big guy.)
 
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JESuX

TRIBE Member
i think your thread's cute!

but there are LOTS of girls out there with ALL of those qualities. just keep on searchin' chris :)
 
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