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In 579AD

The Tesseract

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In 597AD, Chuck Norris trapped 100 Pagans, and killed all but one of them.

To the last pagan he said "April Fools!" and then he killed him too.


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you can't invent chuck norris... he's a constant in the universe... like and hydrogen... been around since the big bang... waiting!
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glych t.anomaly

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and you all seem to forget, bruce lees legoman hair, spawned chuck norris's beard growth, thus making chuck norris not the ultimate of anything, except being chuck norris, which is pretty bad ass in itself


The Tesseract

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Chuck Norris caused the big bang, by handchopping a spatial anomaly.

Incidently, Sonic Booms and Thunder are caused by Chuck Norris doing push-ups.

And everytime, when Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't move up - the earth moves down.
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