Implanted microchips are here

[DaPhatConductor]

http://www.adsx.com/prodservpart/verichip.html

uhmmm......

does anybody else find this incredibly disturbing? I mean putting rfid chips on everything we own and keeping a grand central database under the control of that cunt admiral poindexter (total information awareness office) was bad enough, but now they're IMPLANTING these things in PEOPLE!?

Greeeeaaaaaat...

 

[xsre]

You know, I'm of two minds about microchips for people. As a parent, it would make me feel a million times better and it would mean that my son would be track-able wherever he was. This might seriously derail would-be kidnappers and pedophiles. Also, we would be able to locate children who had been kidnapped by their parents as well as missing adults. Imagine if Cecilia Zhang had a microchip.

On the other hand, it is somewhat of a big brother thing...but I think that the good outweighs the bad.

 

[Isosceles_CAT]

I think it's friggin cool.

 

[why not]

i want one of the ones that give you an instant orgasm.

 

[Isosceles_CAT]

Originally posted by why not
i want one of the ones that give you an instant orgasm.

link please!

 

[why not]

Originally posted by Isosceles_CAT
link please!

last week on tribe - orgasmotron or something.

 

[PosTMOd]

I already have a couple: one in my penis, and one 5 cm up my colon.

 

[PosTMOd]

The one in my colon apparently broadcasts to Japan, and people somehow make money off a game called "Guess what timo ate for dinner yesterday."

 

[Syntax Error]

they already have all of your dna. this is just the next logical step.

 

[PosTMOd]

1) DNA

2) Microchips

3) ?

4) Profit

 

[Syntax Error]

after microchips is salad. that's just the way these things work. ask the ants, they know the story.

 

[PosTMOd]

That's a lie. Nobody finds out what 3) is until that day, soon soon I promise, that we all put on our Nikes and wait for the mothership.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Cellular phone users will be no different from multiple personality sufferers and schizophrenics when they figure out how to implant one into your skull.

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
Cellular phone users will be no different from multiple personality sufferers and schizophrenics when they figure out how to implant one into your skull.

You know what would be cool? If they implanted a microwave oven into your skull and you could cook bean burritos on the go.

 

[Syntax Error]

lettuce wait and see what happens.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

bean there done that.

 

[PosTMOd]

Fucking punning Mexicans, go on git.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

I'm running for the border.

 

[Syntax Error]

haha.......microchips!

bom ba deee bom

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
I'm running for the border.

Hope you make it under the razor wire without turning into chopped beef.