If you had the choice

[noahmintz]

To watch Ernest Scared Stupid, Barbed Wire or Fear ... which one would you watch?

stu

 

[deep]

I'd read or play computer games instead

 

[joey]

barbed wire has pamela anderson
fear has alyssa milano

tough call

 

[MoFo]

What's Fear again?

 

[MoFo]

Oh. Nevermind.

Uh... I'd probably watch Ernest for nostalgic reasons.

Or surf Tribe.

 

[kerouacdude]

Fear all the way...Wahlberg corrupting Witherspoon with Bill Petersen getting pissed about the company his daughter's keeping...

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Fear was good.

Barb Wire, believe it or not, is actually a remake of Casablanca, in terms of plot (what little there is). I actually didn't think it was that bad.

I'd shoot myself in my testicles before I'd see an Ernest film ever again.

From the Ministry of Barb Wire good if you look for the Casablanca references, Fear would be top of my list.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[vench]

If I could only watch one of those four movies and not be able to do anything else? I'd probably watch Fear.

Alyssa Milano = arrrggghhhhh. Even if she doesn't have a big role (I don't remember)

I wouldn't watch an Ernest movie if you paid me. Here's a guy who took being in stupid 80's commercials ("Hey Vern!") and rode it all the way to the bank. Who in the world ever greenlighted his movies?

vench

 

[joey]

yous guys are retardeded

ernest goes to camp is one of my favourite movies

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by joey
yous guys are retardeded

This speaks on it's own.

From the Ministry of

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[vench]

vench

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by vench
Who in the world ever greenlighted his movies?

vench

Disney

From the Ministry of kid you not.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[Plato]

fear
then barbwire
but never ernest
*blech*

p[l]a+0

 

[vench]

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa


Disney

From the Ministry of kid you not.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

I suppose they tried to cash in on his "commercials". Jim Varney was actually in quite a few movies but his lowest point had to have been the "Ernest Series"

Disney, they try to cash in on everything (remember the movie the Mighty Ducks??? I wonder who owns the NHL team of the same name....a really stupid name for a professional franchise if you ask me)

vench

 

[noahmintz]

Hurray!
I've found a fourth choice ... and the one I'm going to watch
Slums Of Beverly Hills

stu

 

[joey]

eww i think i seen slums of beverly hills

and if i remember correctly it was one of the worst movies ever

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by vench

Disney, they try to cash in on everything (remember the movie the Mighty Ducks??? I wonder who owns the NHL team of the same name....a really stupid name for a professional franchise if you ask me)

vench

actually, the film was a promotional tool for the team. They were following how The Wizard was actually a two hour commercial for Nintendo.

From the ministry of what a waste of advertising.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[Nesta]

Originally posted by joey
barbed wire has pamela anderson
fear has alyssa milano

tough call

it wouldn't be for me...fear wins. alyssa is yummalicious!

 

[joey]

Originally posted by Nesta


it wouldn't be for me...fear wins. alyssa is yummalicious!

you are!

i dont know

 

[PosTMOd]

I would rather put a glass thermometer up my urethra and smash it with a ten-pound sledgehammer than watch any of those.

 

[noahmintz]

Well I never watched any of them
I ended up playing with my Mom's cats and watching Law & Order

stu

 

[terrawrist III]

ernest!

go's to camp is still stands up...and when he goes to jail...HIJINKS!

jim varney is king....(kinda sarcastic)

 

[nusty]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
I would rather put a glass thermometer up my urethra and smash it with a ten-pound sledgehammer than watch any of those.

ouch.
shooting your own testicles would also hurt (E.P.H.S.).

my vote goes for fear. and not doing any of the above actions.