If You Could Shag Any Historical Figure Rotten....

[KiX]

WHO WOULD YOU SHAG???

And in what form would YOU be??

Would you be another historical figure to experience the true experience of your love pursuit?? Would you fuck them dirty as yourself?

Any one person... any time period.... WHO WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO?

=tina=

 

[PosTMOd]

I would have a psycho orgy with: Hitler, Stalin, Genghis Khan, and Idi Amin.

 

[SlipperyPete]

Napoleon up the ass.
Just to show him who the REAL conqueror is.

 

[Temper Tantrum]

I'd shag Jesus rotten.

~allie~

 

[PosTMOd]

Seriously, I really want to fuck Freud's mother.

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by Temper Tantrum
I'd shag Jesus rotten.

Fictional characters not allowed.

 

[tobywan]

Marilyn Monroe.

 

[KiX]

Originally posted by Temper Tantrum


I'd shag Jesus rotten. .

MOSES!!! GO FOR MOSES! GET HIM TO PART YOUR LEGS AND THAT RED (haired) SEA OF YOURS BABY!!

HAWWWWWWW!

I'm still thinking.

=tina=

 

[SlipperyPete]

Originally posted by KiX


MOSES!!! GO FOR MOSES! GET HIM TO PART YOUR LEGS AND THAT RED (haired) SEA OF YOURS BABY!!

graphic, yet tasteful

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by KiX
I'm still thinking.

For some reason, this reminded me of one of those things that some people say...."I'm always thinking"...

Now, I can't speak for everyone, but anyone I've asked actually thinks all the time. Ever try to stop thinking? Fucking pink elephants is what it is, ya know?

Though I do remember being very young and not knowing that other people were thinking all the time. What was I thinking?

The more I think about it, the less I think I think I know about what I'm thinking I'm trying to say.

Back to your regularly scheduled fucking thread...

 

[air-bag]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Seriously, I really want to fuck Freud's mother.

lol

 

[JayIsBored]

joan of arc. she looked like mila jovovich right?

 

[Stan]

Cleopatra

but i'd make her shave her armpit hairs first.

 

[JayIsBored]

a manditory hygiene kit is included in this fuck a historical figure time machine, right?

 

[ADT]

Grace Kelly (Hands Down!).. they dont make em' like that anymore... grrooorwwrr...

v..abstractdatatype

 

[ADT]

see what I mean...?

yah.... almost as stunning as my lovely GF

^^^ (mandatory safety disclaimer)

v..abstractdatatype

 

[ADT]

attempt #2

 

[Guest]

Darwin, just to show him what a perfectly evolved man is capable of doing.

 

[ADT]

WTF why doesnt the board post images anymore...

 

[SUNKIST]

if i was a guy..then Lana Turner
but since im not...then it would be:

 

[twist]

Penelope daughter of Icarius of Sparta, wife of Odysseus. Hail Sparta. Ya'll best recognize. You can't test a love like hers.

Julia Augusta wife of Emperor Augustus. Iron fist baby, suck my legions.

 

[Decepta-Kyle]

I'd be with my girlfriend as Robin Hood
Then as King Arthur
THEN as the final show stopper I'd split myself and then be both King Arthur AND Lancelot and have her be Guinevere and then we'd have a threesome, just the two of us (confused? it makes sense trust me)

(strangely both Robin Hood and Arthur would look suspiciously like Sean Connery)

Of course I could just be a nutter but from what I can gather that might not be an altogether bad thing..........hehe

If only I was sane, les sigh

 

[air-bag]

Helen of Troy, daughter of Zeus and Leda

 

[Uncle Bobby]

I'd give Adam's bitch Eve a run for her money.

UB.

 

[BreakzBroad]

^^^ holy shit rob ur funny! I'll gladly distract adam for yea!! haha........

*jen*