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I wanna be Mark Scaife's Groupie!

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deevah

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I wonder if he's taking applications for a F/T groupie....i'd follow him around to all of his gigs! not only is he a talented DJ but he's so darn cute too....i just wanna pinch his cheeks [ these ones o^_^o AND these ones (_|_)...kkekeke] and rub his round little cranium (i think i have a thing for bald headed men)

he gets my bootie shaking everytime i hear him play....saw him last nite @ Systems and i wished he played a longer set.....by far my favourite local DJ and definitely up there on my list of Top 10 DJs.....just so unbelievably smooth and mind-blowing track selection......oh and did i mention he's so darn cute??

i wanna take him home and hug him and squeeze him and call him George.......

excuse me, i hafta go get some fresh flowers for his shrine now......
 
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...and Mark's conquest for world domination has begun, on a modest saturday afternoon in the city of Toronto...
 
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Rosey

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yes, one would expect that he would need a team of roadies and groupies to carry around the crates of sleeping pills he issues to his audiences.

*ooooooh*

i shouldn't have said that. oh well.

bad techno snob. bad.
 
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satori

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^^^It's true he can be extremely boring at times but last night he had the house jumping to some pumping progressive techno.
 
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el presidente Highsteppa

el presidente Highsteppa

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Originally posted by Mr_Furious
DJ HO!!!!!

I heard that Mark Scaife is gay....no offense to Mark, just something I heard
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Kinda odd from someone that consistently wears a shirt that says Man Whore a lot.

From the Ministry of could be taken another way ;)

Prime Minister Highsteppa
 
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Mr_Furious

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Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa


Kinda odd from someone that consistently wears a shirt that says Man Whore a lot.

From the Ministry of could be taken another way ;)

Prime Minister Highsteppa
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it HAS been taken the other way, not what I had intended :mad:

P.S. Deevah I have a picture of him if you want it, but there's other girl in the picture and its a pretty bad shot as well
 
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deevah

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not a DJ ho.....well........mebbe in the past

Mr. Furious....i dun need the pic...i'll just stalk mark wherever he goes....i think my bf would think it would be kinda healthy for me to pick up a new hobby =)

and if mark was gay, wouldn' that prove to be ironic since i'm one f the the biggest f@g hags around town....by monday, i'll be living with TWO.......only for the next 2 wks anyway.....my gay-dar is pretty sharp anyway and i'm not getting THAT kinda vibe from him.....

btw, u wanted me to send you something last nite and i told u to icq me.......unfortunately i've completely forgot what the hell it was cuz the short term memory doesn't work so well anymore after so many pounds of greens.........

and for all of you who think mark puts you to sleep, go get an appt checked out with the doctor....i think y'all have narcolepsy or something....that or LAY OFF THE G!
 
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Mr_Furious

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Re: not a DJ ho.....well........mebbe in the past

Originally posted by deevah

btw, u wanted me to send you something last nite and i told u to icq me.......unfortunately i've completely forgot what the hell it was cuz the short term memory doesn't work so well anymore after so many pounds of greens.........
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yeah, I seem to have completely forgot what that was too......some sort of software...
 
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deevah

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NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

LIES!!!!! lies u hear! y'all liars and perjurers!!!

*sticks fingers in ears* i can't hear you.....la la la la la la......
 
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DJ Doublecross

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I'm pretty sure he has genital herpes actually. And possibly the clap, although that's not confirmed.


Oh wait, we're not supposed to spread rumours anymore?
 
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Plato

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Originally posted by Stormshadow


I'm pretty sure he's married (or long time girlfriend), and has a kid.
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your thinking mark oliver maybe!?
:confused:

and deevah...systems!? *glare*
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p[l]a+0
 
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deevah

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hey...what's wrong with systems???

plato...

where else is a girl suppose to go....i coulda ended up @ This is London..*shiver*...ewwwwwwwww

so mark might not be attached eh (and devoid of wee little pple)?? hmmmm........i must first win him over as a groupie, then some how manage to trick him into my harem where i will brand him and own his soul for all eternity....he will play only for me! *evil laughter*........

i gotta stop scheming out loud
 
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deevah

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he's mine!! i will claim him!!! i will surgically attach myself to one of his limbs!!

i'm not psycho...i'm just an itty bitty obsessive........the bf finds this amusing.........
 
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Plato

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my issue wasnt with system deevah, it was with the s
and by that i am not talking about sketcher shoes
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Originally posted by Plato
my issue wasnt with system deevah, it was with the s
and by that i am not talking about sketcher shoes
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sketchers!? *glares*

AND IT'S NOT ABOUT THE 'S'.
 
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Originally posted by Plato
tearer!?
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my issue wasnt with skechers plato, it was with the t
and by that i am not talking about The Montreal Canadians.
 
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