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I swear my roommate brushes his teeth with the toilet brush

SlipperyPete

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how the fuck else could that much toothpaste end up all over the bathroom? on the floor, on the mirror, on the taps, fucking EVERYWHERE.

really nice guy, but JEEZUS this is absurd. I have toothpaste on my sock because apparantly he can't aim a brush to his incisors and bicuspids.

PS you may remember my roommate from such adventures as "touching himself on Oscar night"


-SlipperyPete DDS
 

Bass-Invader

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Originally posted by SlipperyPete
how the fuck else could that much toothpaste end up all over the bathroom? on the floor, on the mirror, on the taps, fucking EVERYWHERE.

really nice guy, but JEEZUS this is absurd. I have toothpaste on my sock because apparantly he can't aim a brush to his incisors and bicuspids.

PS you may remember my roommate from such adventures as "touching himself on Oscar night"


-SlipperyPete DDS
my roomate has this magic power to secrete syrup all over the entire house, especially the phone.
 

Kalemic

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Re: Re: I swear my roommate brushes his teeth with the toilet brush

Originally posted by Bass-Invader


my roomate has this magic power to secrete syrup all over the entire house, especially the phone.
I think roo said she had that power too at one point...
 
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jynx

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Originally posted by SlipperyPete
how the fuck else could that much toothpaste end up all over the bathroom? on the floor, on the mirror, on the taps, fucking EVERYWHERE.
I've seen something like this before...'cept replace the word toothpaste with shit...now please explain that one to me....ewwww.....how the fuck can you miss a toilet? or mistake a sink for a toilet?
 
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H2Whoa

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Originally posted by SlipperyPete
how the fuck else could that much toothpaste end up all over the bathroom? on the floor, on the mirror, on the taps, fucking EVERYWHERE.

Shit, my roomate does the same thing. It's like he's having a seizure when brushing.

Solution is.... Get him one of those Crest electric t-brushes.
No more mess.
 

Rosey

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one of my roommates hasn't figured out the whole 'rinse the brush after you brush your teeth trick'. his toothbrushis completely encrusted with old, rubberized brushing overflow. it's just about one of the most disgusting household traits i've ever encountered.
 

labRat

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thankfully i have my own bathroom which i share with no one. it's a good thing because i like a nice clean and tidy bathroom where it seems my roommate likes to see how many varieties of colours can build up inside the bathroom items.

although when 'the bitch' was living in my house, her kid had an 'accident' in the bathtub ... she used bleach, but still... she would also take 30 minute hot showers without turning the exhaust fan on, it's not pleasant going into a bathroom after this.

--craig
 
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H2Whoa

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Originally posted by Rosey
one of my roommates hasn't figured out the whole 'rinse the brush after you brush your teeth trick'. his toothbrushis completely encrusted with old, rubberized brushing overflow. it's just about one of the most disgusting household traits i've ever encountered.
I think I am going to puke.......
 
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