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[i]nothing a good seinfeld quote thread in italics can't fix[/i]

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willis

TRIBE Member
"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little
stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well,
that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to
me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you
want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the
scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about
old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe
we can live without libraries, people like you and me....
Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about
that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch
of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and
wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers.
Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about
overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.
This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting
his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld...
Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime
buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is
over."
- Lt. Bookman
 
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graham

Well-Known TRIBEr
"Sir, what are you in for?"

"Armed Robbery."

"Well, don't steal my jokes!"

"I'm going to cut you."
 
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Jeremy Jive

TRIBE Member
"Its festivus for the rest of us"

"I'm out there Jerry. And I'm loooovin every minute of it"

"Yup. Cosmo kramer. Meow cats out of the bag"

"Get out *push*"

"hello newman"

"hello jerry"

jeremy -kramer- jive
 
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French Disco Girl

TRIBE Member
"Bald men with no job who live at home with their parents don't approach women" (this one made me laugh sooo hard a few months ago when i re-saw it)
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Angeles

TRIBE Member
"I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!!!"
 
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Che

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by willis
"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little
stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well,
that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to
me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you
want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the
scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about
old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe
we can live without libraries, people like you and me....
Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about
that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch
of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and
wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers.
Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about
overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.
This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting
his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld...
Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime
buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is
over."
- Lt. Bookman
Click to expand...

LMFAO :D

Winner, HANDS DOWN!
 
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kennyboy

TRIBE Member
"It's like Sweden Jerry. Sweeeeeden."

"Ever kill anyone Kramer?"
"Do these hands look like they've been soakin' in Ivory liquid"
 
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vench

TRIBE Promoter
"it's not a lie, if you believe it"

this is worse than B.O., this is B.B.O."

in response to the ocean called quote....

well the jerk store called and they're out of you!"

"why? You're their all time best seller!"

"yeah? Well I slept with your wife!"

"his wife is in a coma"


vench <------the Bookman quote rules!
 
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mutslaster

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by alexd
"The ocean just called - they are all outa shrimp."
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yeah? well the jerk store called.... and they're all outta YOU!

dammit.

somebody doesn't read till the end of the thread.

on another note, there is a storefront on st. clair near dufferin, and it says "Port Henderson Jerk Centre"

!

what do they sell? does anyone know for real?
 
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