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i need ideas for revenge...

~NoCo~

TRIBE Member
so, last nite i had to work late and me and my friends couldn't get into the bar (waaay too long of a line) so we decided to go back to this chick's house to drink....
after about 9 beers and countless joints i was more destroyed than i've been in a very very long time so i cut myself off...
can't really remember much after that except for my friends force feeding me a ton of whiskey and eventually passing out on the chair i was on...
i got woken up at about 5:00 and brought to a bed upstairs and told my friends they had to wake me up at 8:00 cuz i had to work at 9:00......
so, 8 oclock rolls around and i hear them yelling at me to get up....
i get up feeling still drunk (and probably still was) and hear them all laughing hysterically at me....
open my eyes to find myself covered from head to toe in flour.....
well, i figure i kinda brought it apon myself by passing out when i've seen them do shit like this before but what i failed to remember was that when adding water to flour it turns into glue.....it took me almost the entire hour to get most of it off me and outta my hair and i rushed out so i wouldn't be that late for work....
arriving at work i realized that they also took the time to line the inside of my jacket, my hat and shoes with flour....
i had to spend all day at work explaining to people what the hell happened to me, which proved to be quite difficult in my state....
now, i need some ideas to get them back!! it's gotta be worse than what they did to me, but not extremely evil....
i can't think of anything but i need to get revenge on them....

anyone have any ideas?? they gotta sleep sometime...

~ShaRyn~
 

Bumbaclat

TRIBE Member
To keep with the flour theme, hide several sandwich baggies of flour in the closet. Call Crimestoppers and roll over on them. The police will eventually figure out what it is but your freinds will already be facedown and handcuffed. funny eh?

Bumbaclat
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Flour? Oh, come on, at least throw in a little heroin and/or cocaine in baggies...

Seriously. Revenge is a dish best served in prison.
 

Bumbaclat

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Rosey
i would suggest that you beat them senseless with a baseball bat, then piss on their bodies.
do the same thing to their families to really get the point across.

Bumbaclat
 
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gasper

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Do your friends have desk chairs?

Unscrew the seat (most have a hollow shaft between the base and the seat), put some raw seafood in there, replace seat, wait for stench to develop, and laugh because it will be very difficult to discover the source!
 

pauly j

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i highly suggest pissing, a.k.a. urinating, on this person's computer. this works even better if the person's computer is a laptop.

pauly j.
 

Plato

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i think the stinky food revenge is the best.

get something like shrimp and leave it near a radiator in their house. it'll drive them insane/sick

p[l]a+0
 
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vench

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Originally posted by Bumbaclat
To keep with the flour theme, hide several sandwich baggies of flour in the closet. Call Crimestoppers and roll over on them. The police will eventually figure out what it is but your freinds will already be facedown and handcuffed. funny eh?

Bumbaclat
cruel but funny. I like the hiding of seafood in the chair thing too, but that might take too much time to pull off. What, are you gonna walk around with a bunch of shrimp in your hands? Do what plato said, put the fish by a radiator.

You could always take the fish idea and put it under the seat of their cars (if they drive).

"What are those for?"
"These? Oh, nothing....nothing at all..."
"Why are you holding raw shrimp then?"
"Am I holding raw shrimp, I hadn't noticed. I'll be right back..."



vench
 
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Guest

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Originally posted by Cheeka
This looks like a job for daddyiwantchocolate... she is the god of revenge and anything evil :p
Ahem.....excuse me? I doubt that very much!!
 
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Guest

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Originally posted by Rosey
i would suggest that you beat them senseless with a baseball bat, then piss on their bodies.
Phonebooks & bags of oranges won't leave marks.
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Dried peas in the gastank.

When they start the car up, it'll run nicely until enough peas get sucked up to the filter in the gastank, clogging it enough that the car stalls and sputters. Stop the car, the peas float away from the filter, and everything is back to normal.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Mechanic would never figure it out....
 

kennyboy

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Bumbaclat
To keep with the flour theme, hide several sandwich baggies of flour in the closet. Call Crimestoppers and roll over on them. The police will eventually figure out what it is but your freinds will already be facedown and handcuffed. funny eh?

Bumbaclat
A good idea unless the cops find out who made the call. Then it's you up on charges. Public mischief I do believe.

I like the peas in the gastank. Or you could just pee in the gastank. Not sure what if anything it would do, but it might make you feel better.
 
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Preroller

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Hmmm, the only problem I see with the pes in the gas tank is if they are driving down the 401 in a tense situation, and their cars stalls, prolly could lead to a serious injury.

I like the food one as well, maybe you could put some bad smelling stuff in the back tank of the toilet, people don't like to look there too often.

A good permanent maker on the insides of your ears is hard to get clean.

shaving cream in shoes is a good one.

lit up a bag of poop and put it on thier doorstep, then ring the bell and hide!!! worked good for happy gilmour.

Dave
 

nusty

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Originally posted by vench



have you tried calling Norm yet?


vench
for anal sex? well, no I haven't.

seriously, that was a funny movie, I'd watch it again anytime. (well not ANYTIME, but some time when it seemed appropriate to watch it, I'm sure you can imagine some times not to watch it)
 
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vench

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my favorite part of that movie is when Don Rickles is yelling at them at the movie theatre - absolutely priceless.

And no, I wasn't referring Norm to you for anal sex, I was simply referring his services for revenge work only. Anything he does beyond that is out of my hands.

vench
 
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