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I like chinese......

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Woody, Oct 11, 2005.

  1. Woody

    Woody TRIBE Member

    Monty Python never fails to amuse......

    (spoken)
    The world today is absolutely cracked.
    With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
    There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
    It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...

    (singing)
    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    They only come up to you knees,
    Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
    You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    They come from a long way overseas,
    But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

    I like chinese food,
    The waiters never are rude,
    Think the many things they've done to impress,
    There's maoism, taoism, eging and chess.

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    I like their tiny little trees,
    Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.

    I like chinese thought,
    The wisdom that Confusious taught,
    If Darwin is anything to shout about,
    The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

    So, I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    They only come up to you knees,
    Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please

    Wo ai Zhong-guo ren [Wo, I chumba run]
    Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
    Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
    Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Zai zhen [Ne hamma? ... Chi Chen]

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    They're food is guaranteed to please,
    A fourteen, a seven, a nine and li-chese

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    I like their tiny little trees,
    Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    (fade out....)
     
  2. newstyle666

    newstyle666 TRIBE Member

  3. Krzysiu

    Krzysiu TRIBE Member

    british colonial racism is so out... now its all about tolerant multiculturalism and consumer contempt for natural resources.

    thats why I drink and snort coke, go america!!
     
  4. annec

    annec TRIBE Member

    me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke! :D
     
  5. shortbus

    shortbus TRIBE Member

    meh
    i still love monty python, no matter how inappropriate.
     

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