I just signed up for twitter

[Krzysiu]

they're twits.

 

[dj_soo]

twitter is easily the most retarded social networking site out there so far.

but at least it's shinier and newer to me than boring old facebook...

http://www.twitter.com/dj_soo

 

[Dirty Girl]

is pat bateman on tribe?

Justine Bateman is!

 

[Rajio]

http://twitter.com/MitchBurke/status/2171947403

@melissagrelo ive e-mailed a complaint notice to twitter regarding fake peter...hopefully it'll be cleared up shortly.

http://twitter.com/melissagrelo/status/2175355362

@MitchBurke Good idea! He was quite the bother!

somebody gonna ged a hurt ... real bad!

 

[Flashy_McFlash]

Acknowledging that twitter exists? That's a paddlin'.

 

[Spinsah]

The rooooooooaaaaaaaaad it is loooooooooooooooooooooong.

 

[grumblegirl]

too awesome:
twitter for athiests!

 

[SneakyPete]

I am going to email twitter regarding fake mitchburke and grelo.

 

[Syntax Error]

i'm amazed at how much power a twelve year old has over the internet at large. i see no hope for the future and it's all because of mitch burke.

 

[Joe Seven]

let me get this straight: @mitchburke is a fake, and he notified "twitter authorities" regarding the suspicious mansbridge, resulting in an account suspension?

 

[Syntax Error]

maybe, maybe, not yet.

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

http://www.facebook.com/twitterboy

He's painfully real.

 

[Spinsah]

That kid needs some serious noogies.

 

[Syntax Error]

lol @ twitterboy.

 

[Rajio]

omg so it IS a boy!


(ps nice mask peter!)

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

"He was quite the bother". That's grampa speak.

Tell me that kid doesn't get the shit kicked out of him on the regular.
I'll bet he's been hung by his underwear from the back of a bathroom stall door on more than one occasion.

 

[SneakyPete]

Quick lesson on "impersonation", @mitchburke. Your'e impersonating a haircut. @melissagrelo is impersonating a journalist. #parody

looool

 

[Rajio]

https://twitter.com/MitchBurke4Real

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

ahaha, same helmet hair!

 

[dr. claw]

That kid needs some serious noogies.

He tweeted for everyone to let him alone due to him graduating from high school, then deleted it and changed it to him graduating from grade eight. I smell a rat.

In other news, world class dummer Melissa Grelo is presently chastising Rosie for calling Mitch "horrible, bestial, fiendish varlet". It's a good thing Rosie didn't pull out the big guns and use words like "rogue", or "rapscallion".

I'm surprised she was even able to read that tweet, seeing as it was intended for people with a grade 2 reading comprehension level or higher.

 

[Rajio]

He tweeted for everyone to let him alone due to him graduating from high school, then deleted it and changed it to him graduating from grade eight. I smell a rat.

evidence?

 

[Hi i'm God]

I say we threaten him with reporting his actions to his school assuring he wont make valedictorian.

 

[dr. claw]

Elementary, my dear Watson

A quick search of "mitchburke" yields:

Guys, please stop. I'm sorry about this. it's been blown way out of purportion. I'm graduating from gr8 on Fri, & this is 2 much to handle.

as well as

Guys, please stop! Look, I'm sorry. This is such a big mess. I'm graduating high school on Friday, and this is too much to handle..

The plot dullens.

Also, I think twits should let Melissa Grelo alone, in the interest of not being arrested for involuntary manslaughter when her brain explodes upon being forced to read tweets more sophisticated than "hey guys, going for a pedi 2day! I love to chill and have F U N!"

 

[Hipsterave]

finally signed up www.twitter.com/farbsie

 

[Rajio]

http://twitter.com/MitchBurke/statuses/2195810454

@RosieDManno no worries...btw u r the reason i read the star! love your work....