I just signed up for twitter

[Spinsah]

looks like the twitter finking squad is in full force. Ah well- good night, sweet princess.

Has the Twitter admin contacted you directly? If not just keep on keeping on. What's the worst that could happen? A hyperbolic real-Rosie column deriding the impersonator class?

The CBC blog had that whole feature on fake Mansbridge and I haven't formally heard boo. Just change the name To Rosie Dimann and fuck em'.

 

[dr. claw]

naw the only thing I heard was from captain buzzkill herself.

 

[dr. claw]

I haven't felt this disheartened since Anabolic Frolic publicly outed my hulla troll account back in the day

 

[dr. claw]

Has the Twitter admin contacted you directly? If not just keep on keeping on. What's the worst that could happen? A hyperbolic real-Rosie column deriding the impersonator class?

The CBC blog had that whole feature on fake Mansbridge and I haven't formally heard boo. Just change the name To Rosie Dimann and fuck em'.

RosieDManno in the hizzouse

 

[Lysistrata]

A hyperbolic real-Rosie column deriding the impersonator class?

oh, i hope that happens.

 

[Bass-Invader]

I haven't felt this disheartened since Anabolic Frolic publicly outed my hulla troll account back in the day

whaat hahaha

 

[dr. claw]

http://torontoist.com/2009/05/last_dimanno_on_earth.php

I don't have the heart to inform that the "i" has just been removed

 

[acheron]

titter titter...

or should I say twitter twitter

 

[Spinsah]

http://torontoist.com/2009/05/last_dimanno_on_earth.php

I don't have the heart to inform that the "i" has just been removed

Like a phoneix deprived of just one vowel, she shall rise again.

 

[Lysistrata]

Like a phoneix deprived of just one vowel, she shall rise again.

the vowels are all there, but one is misplaced.

 

[Spinsah]

Huh?I think the second 'i' is missing.

 

[Gfunkdiva]

I suppose it was inevitable:

Twitter is over capacity.

Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again.

 

[Caz]

That happens all the time

 

[basilisk]

I followed one or two social media gurus and the next thing I know I've got 20 new followers of my own. Do people have scripts to auto-follow anyone who follows someone they are following or something insane like that?

I checked them all out and it's wall-to-wall life coach/social media expert fluff. No value whatsoever from these bottom feeders.

 

[Rajio]

as a guru he was able to send out a psychic blast to other gurus. it's like a trans-celestial CB radio. They all followed you as the hive mind dictated.

now ask me how to make money and get 1000 followers in a day from your own home.

 

[zoo]

I checked them all out and it's wall-to-wall life coach/social media expert fluff. No value whatsoever from these bottom feeders.

Indeed, I don't understand these people. Don't they realize how annoying and useless they are?

 

[basilisk]

All these marketing drones in a white collared shirt and tie pushing affiliate programs and vapid productivity tips... begone!

 

[emigre]

http://torontoist.com/2009/05/last_dimanno_on_earth.php

I don't have the heart to inform that the "i" has just been removed

omfg this made my day

 

[JAR]

I done did it: http://twitter.com/JRBounce

 

[basilisk]

http://technobabble2dot0.wordpress.com/2009/05/05/jcpr-twitter-index/
http://100twt.com/

See how much this can improve your life?

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Who's anne mrwoszzxfsjkowski?

 

[Spinsah]

Rajio I think.

 

[Rajio]

 

[Maui]

Nielson says twitter won't last as the retention rate is only 40%.
Good riddance to this ridiculousness I say. Now maybe facebook will go back to being good again since it twitterized...

http://blog.nielsen.com/nielsenwire...-quitters-post-roadblock-to-long-term-growth/

 

[kirstenmeows]

Hee hee hee... according to Kanye, if you're following him on twitter, you're not...

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!