I just signed up for twitter

[dr. claw]

If I have to bruk out in the rain wearing no better protection than a Glad garbage bag I'd be pretty bitter!

 

[Rajio]

I think a tribe invasion is in order. Rules are whoever is being impersonated has to be a really annoying z-lister who takes themselves too seriously.

done and done

 

[Flashy_McFlash]

Someone should do Zintar Sehrs - voted the CBC personality with a name most like a dwarf from Golden Axe.

 

[dr. claw]

leah mclaren, rebecca eckler, and rita zekas would be good. Shite, I think shinan govani has an account though.

 

[Syntax Error]

fuck, already taken http://twitter.com/lrobertsglobal

 

[dr. claw]

ew does ben mulroney have an account?

 

[Lysistrata]

i'm too out of the loop to properly parody any sort of local figure. i don't have teevee and i only read the papers when i'm up north with my folks, so 3 to 4 times a year. (of course that's also as much real rosie dimanno as i can stand.)

 

[Flashy_McFlash]

fuck, already taken http://twitter.com/lrobertsglobal

Ha, he was one of the first people to follow Harold.

Lys, you should parody Josey Vogels or Sue Johansen and give really misleading sex advice!

"Anal Sex: Not just for the backbum anymore"

 

[Lysistrata]

that's brilliant. i'll get josey back for writing this: "Heavy, long-term marijuana use can result in low motivation -- including the motivation to have sex."

 

[Flashy_McFlash]

that's brilliant. i'll get josey back for writing this: "Heavy, long-term marijuana use can result in low motivation -- including the motivation to have sex."

hahaha

In the context of a sexual encounter, it can be tough to focus on making your partner come when your mind is busy contemplating the meaning of life. Or if being high makes you suddenly hyper-aware of everything that is wrong with your relationship.

Oh baby that feels so gooo....did you call me fat three weeks ago?

 

[Lysistrata]

i should wait til i get home though. i don't want to use my work email address.

 

[Flashy_McFlash]

I set up a fake gmail for Double H. Easier to track who's added your character.

 

[Lysistrata]

sounds like a good idear. i can't access any email at work other than my work one though.

 

[Rajio]

I'm just going to set annie M to auto-follow any followers tonight, thus reducing the workload of maintianing her list.

I actually got interrogated last night as a twitter guru (I KNOW!) and some people may be outsourcing their twittering to me (ha!) including media type personalities (ha HA!)

 

[Rajio]

God, mainstream media is (for the most part) SO retarded with twitter.

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/...alkben-so-is-it-or-isn-t-it-ben-mulroney.aspx

Why are they even writing about twitter? In the newspaper?! Good luck staying in business old-media!

I mean my god. CNN etc too. Its like the real story is their own incompetence/irrelevance.

 

[Syntax Error]

the thing is the only time a i hear retarded twitter terms is when some newspaper or tv show writes about it. twote or twank or whatever. nobody talks like this.

 

[Rajio]

its like your parents trying to rap

 

[Spinsah]

Why are they even writing about twitter? In the newspaper?! Good luck staying in business old-media!

That is from their blog.

 

[basilisk]

So, ah... how much of this stuff is being perpetuated by Tribers?
http://twitter.com/badbrians

 

[Rajio]

That is from their blog.

not so much my point but ... yeah

 

[dr. claw]

Augh, badbrians is an affront to the art of fake twitter accounts? Whatever numpty is behind that trainwreck seriously needs a few lessons in twitterparodying 101.

McFlash, Spinsah, and I should start charging for symposiums

 

[dr. claw]

peter mansbridg says:
Tonight on the national: Twitter = risky business

ahahahahahahhahahha

 

[basilisk]

Augh, badbrians is an affront to the art of fake twitter accounts? Whatever numpty is behind that trainwreck seriously needs a few lessons in twitterparodying 101.

McFlash, Spinsah, and I should start charging for symposiums

Lucrative speaking career beckons. First, the book deal.

 

[Bass-Invader]

yeah the B mulroney account is weak, the tweets are not clever at all.

 

[Lysistrata]

who's doing ayn rand???