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I have nothing to say...

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by mingster, Mar 20, 2002.

  1. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    Except that today sucks ass and I wanna crawl under a rock....
    But not before I stick hot pokers in my eyes and blow-up my computer.

  2. BigBadBaldy

    BigBadBaldy TRIBE Member

    Aww, you need a big mug of hot chocolate, a warm blankey and a big hug.


  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    If you drill a small hole in the top of the tube in your monitor and fill it with gasoline, and re-seal the hole. Turn on the monitor, you can have a nice explosive device right there. Thank you tyler Durden:)
  4. poker face

    poker face TRIBE Member

  5. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    No. Not fired....thanks for thinking so positively though, Poker Face. At least if I had been fired, I would have the motivation to actually do something with myself...instead of rotting away here like a sour pineapple.

    Ming. <---Goes to work on a plan to change her life.
  6. Dark-Rave

    Dark-Rave TRIBE Member

    these people can help you change your life!

    i hope your day gets better!

    luv and laffs,

    pen :)
  7. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    It's OK Mel,

    Sometimes an epiphany can only come at a time of deep despair and it's motivation will come from the oddest of places.

    The weather is shitty today will be shitty tonight and most likeley will be shitty tomorrow.. the only thing I can suggest is go to the gym, and the tanning salon, stay away from Fluorescent lighting and keep yourself in warm incandescant or halogen lighting.

    If you feel a bit social organize a pub night..
  8. Adam Duke

    Adam Duke TRIBE Member

    ...or come out and swig back a few with all the other Tribers tonight at Tonic.

  9. djcheezwhiz

    djcheezwhiz TRIBE Member

    hey melly mel...some steven wright to cheer you up :D

    Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?"

    I looked out my apartment window, and I saw a bird wearing sneakers and a button saying, "I ain't flying no where." I said, "What's your problem buddy?" He said, "I'm sick of this stuff -- winter here, summer there, winter here, summer there. I don't know who thought this stuff up, but it certainly wasn't a bird." I said, "Well, I was just making breakfast, come on in. Want some eggs? Sorry."

    I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.

    I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.



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