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mingster

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Except that today sucks ass and I wanna crawl under a rock....
But not before I stick hot pokers in my eyes and blow-up my computer.

Ming.
 
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If you drill a small hole in the top of the tube in your monitor and fill it with gasoline, and re-seal the hole. Turn on the monitor, you can have a nice explosive device right there. Thank you tyler Durden:)
 

mingster

TRIBE Member
No. Not fired....thanks for thinking so positively though, Poker Face. At least if I had been fired, I would have the motivation to actually do something with myself...instead of rotting away here like a sour pineapple.

Ming. <---Goes to work on a plan to change her life.
 
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OTIS

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Originally posted by mingster
No. Not fired....thanks for thinking so positively though, Poker Face. At least if I had been fired, I would have the motivation to actually do something with myself...instead of rotting away here like a sour pineapple.

Ming. <---Goes to work on a plan to change her life.

It's OK Mel,

Sometimes an epiphany can only come at a time of deep despair and it's motivation will come from the oddest of places.

The weather is shitty today will be shitty tonight and most likeley will be shitty tomorrow.. the only thing I can suggest is go to the gym, and the tanning salon, stay away from Fluorescent lighting and keep yourself in warm incandescant or halogen lighting.

If you feel a bit social organize a pub night..
 

djcheezwhiz

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hey melly mel...some steven wright to cheer you up :D

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?"

I looked out my apartment window, and I saw a bird wearing sneakers and a button saying, "I ain't flying no where." I said, "What's your problem buddy?" He said, "I'm sick of this stuff -- winter here, summer there, winter here, summer there. I don't know who thought this stuff up, but it certainly wasn't a bird." I said, "Well, I was just making breakfast, come on in. Want some eggs? Sorry."


I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.


I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

:D

jc
 
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