i have a dilemma

[JayIsBored]

i am really hungry and craving chocolate (perhaps tearer's little boys can swim after all). i have 1 cream egg leftover from easter. sounds like fun doesn't it? well upon closer inspection of this egg i noticed that an area of tinfoil is missing like it had already been peeled back. upon removing the rest of the foil i notice a hole in the chocolate shell...hmm i think to myself, it looks like someone has tampered with my cream egg. did this happen during the production process? perhaps it wasnt sealed properly or has some terrorist decided to inject random cream eggs with anthrax thus ruining the easter holiday for one unlucky cadbury purchaser. should i eat it or toss it out?

mine doesnt have wheels but oh well.


hahha woohoo useless threads!

 

[Stormshadow]

Solution: kill yourself.

 

[Kalemic]

Keep the egg, but toss yourself out.

 

[~Loress~]

EAT IT!!!!

Its chocolate for goddsakes Jay, dont let it go to waste! Besides, if its been tampered that could be an added bonus *think back to my magical tea concoction*

~Lori <---is eating a kinder egg MMMmmmmmm

 

[JayIsBored]

yeah i ate it. i figured you ingrates wouldnt miss me if it was a poison egg

you are all out of the will!

 

[~Loress~]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
yeah i ate it. i figured you ingrates wouldnt miss me if it was a poison egg

you are all out of the will!

WAit, hang in there Jay, I need to grab my cooler first!

~Lori

 

[fuzzy]

Its odd how you would consider not eating it
Not alone looking at it before you eat it


I LOVE CHOCOLATE!

 

[Kalemic]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
you are all out of the will!

Jay's Estate

- 1 orange hat
- 1 useless mac computer
- 1 brutal internet connection
- 43 electrified nipple clamps
- 1 collection book of famous people's back hair


But I would miss my Jay

 

[JayIsBored]

Originally posted by ~Loress~


WAit, hang in there Jay, I need to grab my cooler first!

~Lori

ahaha still in my trunk...plastic forks and all

i ate the beer nuts though

 

[JayIsBored]

Originally posted by Kalemic


Jay's Estate

- 1 orange hat
- 1 useless mac computer
- 1 brutal internet connection
- 43 electrified nipple clamps
- 1 collection book of famous people's back hair


But I would miss my Jay

you're back in the will! you get the sympatico

 

[~Loress~]

Originally posted by JayIsBored


ahaha still in my trunk...plastic forks and all

i ate the beer nuts though

Haha...funny enuff that we split the costs of food and alchohol, you ate ALL the food, and I drank all the booze (within the first hour i might add) hehe...no more green REVS ever again for moi!

~Lori

 

[Kalemic]

Originally posted by JayIsBored


you're back in the will! you get the sympatico

Ahhh ha! Evil and spiteful to the last moment I see!

 

[JayIsBored]

Originally posted by ~Loress~


Haha...funny enuff that we split the costs of food and alchohol, you ate ALL the food, and I drank all the booze (within the first hour i might add) hehe...no more green REVS ever again for moi!

~Lori

hahha yeah its pretty bad when you have to take a nap at 5 pm on the first day of wemf lol

 

[~Loress~]

Originally posted by JayIsBored


hahha yeah its pretty bad when you have to take a nap at 5 pm on the first day of wemf lol

hehe.... Fukkin wemf!!!

~Lori

 

[Kalemic]

Jay are you dead yet?

Feel funny?

Slight discomfort?

FOUK! The guy who sold me the stuff said you should be feeling some pretty intense pain about now...

I mean, hypothetically.