I dropped a farm on the eighth floor

[Bass-Invader]

It was grand. There i was, on the eighth floor, farm brewing, large and mighty. The sound of a hundred thousand breakfast, lunches, and dinners curdled the morning air. Slowly, the gases became noxious, people started passing out from the unquenchable olfactory offence. Pain and torment filled the air. There was only one recourse.
Old macdonald had the farm.

ps: eighth, wtf, this word looks fucked up. WTF.

EIGTHTHD EEEEITGH AAATEHTH EIGHGHGHGHGHT
that is all.

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

So not soft.

 

[SlipperyPete]

at least you didn't play golf vs. Vinder

 

[MoFo]

Those poor cows!!!

Smelly Welly was a bear. Smelly Welly had no hair.

 

[Bass-Invader]

what if there was cats on the aith floor?

 

[SlipperyPete]

His name was Fuzzy Wuzzy in my 'hood beyaitch!

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

And chinchillas to wipe one's bum with.

 

[vinder]

Originally posted by SlipperyPete
at least you didn't play golf vs. Vinder

300 + motherfucker and <10 feet from the pin

 

[SlipperyPete]

+ megarage + firebreath

 

[vinder]

Originally posted by SlipperyPete
+ megarage + firebreath

= pure brilliance

admiral assfucker

 

[MBoy]

 

[SlipperyPete]

your actions?
or
my tale recounting those actions?

corporal cornhole

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

The sexual tension is palpable.

Palp.

Palp.

 

[MalGlo]

Originally posted by SlipperyPete
at least you didn't play golf vs. Vinder

ya his 9hole rounds are actually 8 holes

 

[vinder]

Originally posted by SlipperyPete
your actions?
or
my tale recounting those actions?

corporal cornhole

both

private poopoo pusher

 

[SlipperyPete]

Originally posted by MalGlo
ya his 9hole rounds are actually 8 holes

the ninth hole involving a visit from Mr. Ben Dover?


vinder is the gay greenskeeper

 

[SneakyPete]

I don't understand this thread at all.

 

[vinder]

pete, quit confusing your apres golf activities from mine.

bunghole bumper

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

This is like watching a one-legged ass-kicking contest.

 

[vinder]

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
This is like watching a one-legged ass-kicking contest.

so says sargeant sluttay

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Now pick yourself up off the ground vinder.

Hey Pete - your turn!

 

[SlipperyPete]

my leg was shattered in a fit of vinderrage -- and I'll thank you from not dredging up those horrible and non-sexually palpable memories....

 

[vinder]

Originally posted by SlipperyPete
my leg was shattered in a fit of vinderrage -- and I'll thank you from not dredging up those horrible and non-sexually palpable memories....

non-sexually palpable?

i thought we shared something special, i'm hurt.