I could never have predicted

[graham]

that I'd own at 3:45

 

[graham]

it's early for me to start blogging

 

[graham]

but what the hell, let's talk shop


is it just me, or did madonna also kiss x-tina ?

yet you never hear about that part, one second difference, a world away. Presumption being that brittany was pure, and so it was amazing, but x-tina was a fat ho ho begin with, and would kiss anyone.

I don't think that's very fair.

 

[graham]

aguilera is nasty as hell, but no one deserves that kind of media treatment. She made out with a chick. On camera. They usually only give the rice-a-roni to Jeopardy runners-up: Why X-Tina ? Why then ?

 

[MoFo]

Frivolity!

Go to bed, Graham. And stop pestering the kids.

 

[graham]

Look, Aguilera would fuck anything with a pulse, but that doesn't mean there weren't feelings at stake when she dyked out with Madonna.

shit could have been at stake. serious lesbo on camera shit. at stake

 

[graham]

I'm sorry x-tina, I didn't mean all of that disrespectful language. It's just this bastard George Bush, bringing out the worst.