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i cheated

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Rosey, Jan 21, 2002.

  1. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    i've always been faithful to the one i love, but some time last week an accident occured. i'm not really to blame, i didn't know what was going on until it was too late. i couldn't stop and now i can't go back, not after the places my tongue has been. [​IMG] [​IMG]

    my love affair with regular mustard is over. it's all about the honey dijon now! [​IMG]
  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Woo Hoo Rosey.
  3. TaCk OnE?

    TaCk OnE? TRIBE Member

    ha, you think that's good.

    everyone MUST go to see Anton Kolzig in the Saint Lawrence Market...this cat has like 50 kinds of homemade mustard...they're unreal.

    like the best...that yellow muck will never make it to your mouth again...trust me.

  4. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    50 kinds? that's a lot of mustard...
  5. skyparty

    skyparty TRIBE Member

    honey dijon is awesome

    MMm chicken sandwhiches and honey dijon

    dear god

    narissa [​IMG]
  6. TaCk OnE?

    TaCk OnE? TRIBE Member

    yup, he brings home the mustard for sure.

    check him out...they're the greatest.
  7. peanut butter

    peanut butter TRIBE Member

    while you're getting the mustard,

    don't forget to turn around and get some giant pickles from the huge barrel.

    sounds like the beginning of deli magic to me... [​IMG]
  8. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    now we're talking
    pickles are one of the best foods on the planet.
    'cept Strubs - they=ass
  9. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    for pickles i'm a polskie ogorkie man. although my polish girlfriend (who i have never cheated on) has forbidden from attempting to pronounce those words. [​IMG]
  10. pr0nstar

    pr0nstar TRIBE Member

  11. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    You are a disgusting human being.
    You should be ashamed of yourself.
    You reek of immorality.

  12. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    it wasn't my fault i tells ya! i asked for mustard but went to pay while the guy finished making my sub. i didn't know i had the honey dijon until i got back to my cubicle....by then it was too late.
  13. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    You men are all the same...you've always got an excuse...

    Well not this time, buddy! Not this time...
  14. tobywan

    tobywan TRIBE Member

    honey mustard=yes
    honey dijon=no

  15. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    I fell in love with the vixen ways of the honey mustard. I grew up with the plain whole hearted taste of French's mustard. We grew up together. Shared sandwiches, hot dogs, hamburgers, barbecues, romantic moments, first kisses, and graduations. One day I was out with some friends and they slipped me some dijon. It sent my mind and mouth into a frenzy that started a downward spiral. Its prim and proper taste. It has a subtle bad girl flare hidden in the mustard overcoat. My life changed for ever. I started staying up all night and eating dijon on everything. My grades started to slip and my friends were so distant. I was a dijon addict. I got help though and things returned to normal and I only dabbled in the dijon from that day forward.

    Then, the honey. Oh I hit a special time in my life and the sweet tang of the honey mustard took over. It was a bright summer day and I had a turkey sandwich with this strange bright mustard. I was intrigued by its electric glow and its sweet dangerous flavour. It was true mustard love. My life was over. I would never wander again. I had found the love of my life. Sweet bumble bees had cristened my mustard. Now I have retreated my life back into the home where I spend my time loving, eating, making love to while eating, smearing things in, and dressing up in my honey mustard.

    I have cheated too my friend, but I will never cheat again.

    jeremy -the mustard slut- jive
  16. Pyrovitae

    Pyrovitae TRIBE Member


    i read the thread title and like, it totally destroyed all my conceptions of good and evil, maaaan. rosey cheating? c'est ne pas possible.

    i prefer regular mustard to any other kinds of mustard and grey poupon to honey dijon. that is all, thank you come again.


    "life will work itself out and the only obligation that any of us have is to ourselves at each individual moment. the present is the only thing worth our time."~...
  17. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    Toby I agree...dijon=no.

  18. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    Please don't make me bring up the all night mustard parties. I was an international MJ (mustard jockey) and toured the world. I release four flavour albums before the scene crashed with sudden flooding of the market with cheap eastern mustards with half grade ingredients and preservatives.

    jeremy -some people have no respect for the 'tard- jive
  19. tobywan

    tobywan TRIBE Member

    yeah, dijon can just ruin the whole sandwich experience...like when I'm at a restaurant, and I order a certain sandwich that contains honey mustard, but little do I know it's dijon...soooo disappointing [​IMG]

  20. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    You're a tard!
  21. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    yes but you are retard.

    jeremy -now get on the little yellow bus and go home- jive
  22. Libradragon

    Libradragon TRIBE Promoter

    i hate dijon mustard. if i so much as taste a teeny weeny bit of it, i gag.

    same goes for wasabi, and horseradish.
  23. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    The one your mom drives?
  24. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    actually in my head-over-heels confusion it might have been honey mustard and dijon mustard (seperately) that i am coming to appreciate for the first time...especially the honey mustard.
  25. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    I can't eat it - it grosses me out.
    no matter how thoroughly I think I have scraped it off the sandwich contents... I just can't shake the taste.

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