I bet you $10000000

[PosTMOd]

That I could take a company, hire all morons, and it would still make money.

Poor morons though, slaving away, getting promotions and all based on nonsense...

 

[CLUSTER]

I'll up your bet to 1000,000,0000

 

[Eclectic]

What would the company do?

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
That I could take a company, hire all morons, and it would still make money.

Poor morons though, slaving away, getting promotions and all based on nonsense...

Don't give promotions, promise promotions, and maybe promote a few random twits every year or so.

 

[Vote Quimby]

Yeah, it's called a bank.

 

[Aerius Zension]

Originally posted by Eclectic
What would the company do?

Post on a msg board

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by Eclectic
What would the company do?

Quite irrelevant.

 

[PosTMOd]

Re: Re: I bet you $10000000

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
Don't give promotions, promise promotions, and maybe promote a few random twits every year or so.

That's right... and not real promotions, just exotic titles that give good acronyms...

 

[SneakyPete]

Making money is not hard, all you need is a printing machine. Any moron can work that.

 

[PosTMOd]

I would like a company that made french fries and whatnot.

 

[deep]

you could call them freedom fries

 

[mingster]

would the french fries be made out of old socks?

would there be shit in the meat?

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

After reading Fast Food Nation, I'm shocked at how profitable the french fry industry was at first.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by mingster
would the french fries be made out of old socks?

would there be shit in the meat?

With what they make french fries out of these days, it would most likely be more nutricious.

 

[quantumize]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
I bet you $10000000

how do i know your good for ten mill


can you put up any collateral ?

 

[PRIMAL]

Originally posted by Vote Quimby
Yeah, it's called a bank.

I just got a nonsense promotion. Yay to me. And morons.....still me.

 

[finary]

haha

at manulife they just give you different (read: more) work and call it a promotion
your job title and salary still remain the same

scammers!

 

[Mike Richards]

Re: Re: Re: I bet you $10000000

Originally posted by PosTMOd
That's right... and not real promotions, just exotic titles that give good acronyms...

Executive Director of Fictitious Conglomerates

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by quantumize
how do i know your good for ten mill


can you put up any collateral ?

I have a brain that generates many ideas.

Unfortunately, my paranoia that somebody will steal them causes me not to write them down, and they are quickly forgotten.

I don't know where I'd get the other $9,999,997.... hold on, idea...oh, no good...hold on, idea...oh, no good...

I want someone to promote me to be Assistant Suckah of Sales.

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by deep
you could call them freedom fries

And the financial spinoff retirement thing would be Freedom 55 Fries.

 

[PosTMOd]

I just realized that everything I write--whether at work or on tribe--is merely an exercise to increase my typing speed.

An aimless life, but aren't they all?

 

[lok]

But just think about how good at typing you'll be. You can be like the micheal jordan of typing or the paris hilton of blondeness

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by lok
You can be like the micheal jordan of typing or the paris hilton of blondeness

Do I have a choice?

 

[Eclectic]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Do I have a choice?

http://www.tribemagazine.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=55108&highlight=choice

 

[lok]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Do I have a choice?

Yes. The simile is in your hand.

You can also sign up for the micheal jackson of "false accusation" but thats filling up quick.