I am declaring myself President of Haiti

[alexd]

I promise to be fair and also increase pineapple exports tenfold.

 

[Casey]

watch out for the zombies

 

[Ditto Much]

Originally posted by alexd
I promise to be fair and also increase pineapple exports tenfold.

I second that motion and declare myself minister of party down!!

 

[graham]

go machete !

 

[alexd]

I will invite Prince to play at the innauguration because the capital city is already named after him anyway.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Re: Re: I am declaring myself President of Haiti

Originally posted by Ditto Much
I second that motion and declare myself minister of party down!!

*ahem*

 

[LivingRoomPornstar]

I think Val should be the Prime Minister.

Prime Minister of Suck(PMS for short)

Vote Valentina, she'll gobble your cock like Michelina's.

sorry, that's the best i've got.

Dan

 

[alexd]

I will make miniature pineaples the national food, they are high in vitamin C so nobody will get scurvy either

 

[alexd]

I decree that the national animal be the badger:

If there aren't any there we will import them by the ton.

 

[PosTMOd]

We don't need no stinkin' badgers.

 

[JayIsBored]

en français

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
en français

Nous ne desire pas des JiB.

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Nous ne desire pas des JiB.

Apparently, and you wouldn't know this by the above, I have had 3000 hours of French instruction.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

come again

 

[PosTMOd]

veni, vidi, vici

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

I vote dan gets dreads then be forced to parade down the main streets with a sign that says "what up my niggas?".

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

 

[LivingRoomPornstar]

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
I vote dan gets dreads then be forced to parade down the main streets with a sign that says "what up my niggas?".

You're trying to seduce me, aren't you.

You're mean to the ones you secretly want, aren't you.

I'm really more like a retarded younger brother, aren't I.

Dan

 

[Boss Hog]

awesome.

Does that mean Mr Tall gets Tribe?

 

[LivingRoomPornstar]

safe nobody is from the fuckhammer of ban.

 

[opium_souldjah]

my drinks need pineapple slices, send them to me.


i could eat pineapple all day.....mmmmmmmmmmmm



hahaha suckers, I have fresh pineapple......yummmmmm

 

[LivingRoomPornstar]

why must you be so hurtful.

 

[SneakyPete]

Pineapple gives you the runs.

 

[LivingRoomPornstar]

Norwalk, don't run.

 

[SneakyPete]

Don't run nor walk.