Whenever I sit I be thinkin like buddah,
try to keep my mental state away from murdah,
I don't like Micheal Jackson but still like thrillah,
When I eat, do it safely, at this moment rice noddle,
cause I know what it feels to have your face in the puddle,
I got dreams and the means to one day be in a NBA huddle
I respect life and life shows me the meaning, don't ride a saddle,
I been ridden on, abused. I right here don't take advantage,
you ever see me on an animal be sure to call me a savage.
Anyone ever tries to contact me, I be sure to answer,
I don't ignore cause, speaking what you think is faster,
anyone disrespect, I don't budge I think "silly bastard"
I avoid all pain, but if it comes to that I go ganster,
I'm so serious about life sometimes I go prankster,
Taking it all serious will wear you down quick,
I ain't never seen an asshole be slick,
I look cool even when I pick and flick,
I think about it alot, and I love my dick,
even though it's not huge and thick,
it will get the job done this week,
and the one after that, and after that,
Now don't get me wrong, I sometimes feel wack,
but then all I have to do is look at my nice sack,
when that don't work then I think it philosophically,
about the things that are and what I could be,
even though I have limits, seeing them sets me free,
I think how, even alone and poor, I'm still happy,
knowing that I have a foundation that's taken work,
and I don't come across to many people like my sorts,
although i'm the first to admit my fear of your perception of me,
I know that it's not your fault but me, and that's a muthafukin key.