Hugest European conspiracy just uncovered...

[PosTMOd]

They are taking over the world, I think. Fuck thinking the Jews are running the media and Hollywood... I have listed the heads of European countries below, and they are all CHRISTIAN.

Holy shit!

Albania: President Rexhep MEJDANI, Prime Minister Ilir META
Andorra: Co-Princes: Bishop Joan Marti ALANIS, and Jacques CHIRAC Prime Minister Marc Molne FORNE
Austria: President Thomas KLESTIL Chancellor Wolfgang SCHUESSEL
Belarus: President Alaksandr LUKASHENKA Prime Minister Uladzimir YARMOSHYN
Belgium: King Albert II Prime Minister Guy VERHOFSTADT
Bosnia and Herzegovina: National Presidency: Alija IZETBEGOVIC (Muslim), Zivko RADISIC (Serb), Ante JELAVIC (Croat)
Bulgaria: President Petar STOYANOV Prime Minister Ivan KOSTOV
Croatia: President Stjepan MESIC Prime Minister Ivica RACAN
Cyprus: President Glafcos CLERIDES Deputy Minister to the President Pandelis KOUROS
Czech Republic: President Vaclav HAVEL Prime Minister Milos ZEMAN
Denmark: Queen Margrethe II Prime Minister Poul Nyrup RASMUSSEN
Estonia: President Lennart MERI Prime Minister Mart LAAR
Finland: President Tarja HALONEN AHTISAARI Prime Minister Paavo LIPPONEN
France: President Jacques CHIRAC Prime Minister Lionel JOSPIN
Germany: President Johannes RAU Chancellor Gerhard SCHROEDER
Greece (Hellenic Republic): President Konstandinos STEFANOPOULOS Prime Minister Konstandinos SIMITIS
Holy See: Pope John Paul II (Karol WOJTYLA) Secretary of State Cardinal Angelo SODANO
Hungary: President Ferencz MADL Prime Minister Viktor ORBAN
Iceland: President Olafur Ragnar GRIMSSON Prime Minister David ODDSSON
Ireland: President Mary MCALEESE Prime Minister Bertie AHERN
Italy: President Carlo Azeglio CIAMPI Prime Minister Giuliano AMATO
Latvia: President Vaira VIKE-FREIBERGA Prime Minister Andris BERZINS
Liechtenstein: Prince Hans-Adam II Mario FRICK
Lithuania: President Valdas ADAMKUS Prime Minister Andrius Kubilius
Luxembourg: Grand Duke Jean Prime Minister Jean-Claude JUNCKER
Macedonia: President Boris TRAJKOVSKI Prime Minster Ljubco GEORGIEVSKI
Malta: President Guido DE MARCO Prime Minister Edward FENECH-ADAMI
Moldova: President Petru LUCINSCHI Prime Minister Dimitru BRAGHIS
Monaco: Prince Rainier III Minister of State Patrick LECLERCQ
Netherlands: Queen of the Netherlands Princess Beatrix of the Netherlands Prime Minister Willem (Wim) KOK
Norway: King Harald V Prime Minister Jens STOLTENBERG
Poland: President Aleksander KWASNIEWSKI Prime Minister Jerzy BUZEK
Portugal: President Jorge SAMPAIO Prime Minister Antonio GUTERRES
Romania: President Emil CONSTANTINESCU Prime Minister Mugur ISARESCU
Russia: President Vladimir PUTIN Prime Minister Mikhail KASYANOV
San Marino Captain Regents (Joint Chiefs of State): Lois FRANCINI, and Alberto CECCHETTI
Slovakia: President Rudolf SCHUSTER Prime Minister Mikulas DZURINDA
Slovenia: President Milan KUCAN Prime Minister Janez DRNOVSEK
Spain: King Juan Carlos I de BORBON y BORBON Prime Minister Jose Maria AZNAR
Sweden: King Carl XVI Gustaf Prime Minister Goran PERSSON
Switzerland: President Adolf OGI Chancellor Annemarie HUBER-HOTZ
Ukraine: President Leonid KUCHMA Prime Minister Ivan PLUSHCH
United Kingdom: Queen Elizabeth II Prime Minister Tony BLAIR
Yugoslavia: President Slobodan MILOSEVIC Prime Minister Momir BULATOVIC

 

[PosTMOd]

THIS JUST IN:

George W. Bush is a Christian too... oh, we are fucked....

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

I predict this thread will be

By deep.

From the Ministry of look what I found

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[madnezz]

*LMAO* @ postmod... oh geez, too funny

adios
Laura

 

[Bass-Invader]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Holy See: Pope John Paul II (Karol WOJTYLA) Secretary of State Cardinal Angelo SODANO

I never would have thought!!

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
George W. Bush is a Christian too... oh, we are fucked....

I just received his IQ scores... he got 72... borderline RETARDED.

Actually, I'm pretty sure there is a high (like 0.9) correlation between mental retardation and Christianity. Looking into it.... back with more groundbreaking news soon.

 

[PosTMOd]

Half the population of the world has...

BELOW AVERAGE I.Q....

It's true... and it's tautological.

 

[madnezz]

postmod you should work for CNN... *grin*

adios
Laura

 

[Guest]

And half has above average and that one guy sits right in the middle of us all on his thrown of mediocredom.

The world is fucking fucked up man.

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by Tearer
thrown of mediocredom

I think you mean "throne of mediocrity", and we all now know on which side of the throne you are sitting.

 

[Guest]

LOL!

 

[madnezz]

^^^^ *LMAO*

hahhahahaha you got told josh

adios
Laura

 

[JayIsBored]

josh's grammar is perfectly cromulant

 

[Guest]

I was just trying to communicate in the grammar of the below-average half, cos many of em trudge through these parts.

Myself notwithstanding, of course.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by Tearer
I was just trying to communicate in the grammar of the below-average half, cos many of em trudge through these parts.

Myself notwithstanding, of course.

JOSH =

From the Ministry of going nuts with google

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[Guest]

Eggcellent google skillz James you twat.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

You just need the stache bro

From the Ministry of still looking

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
You just need the stache bro

JIB - leave this one alone. Please.

 

[alexd]

There is a country called Andora? Cool.

I thought it was a type of cat.

 

[JayIsBored]

Originally posted by Tearer


JIB - leave this one alone. Please.

haha

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by alexd
There is a country called Andora? Cool.

I thought it was a type of cat.

I thought it was a type of hat.

Mind you, my grammar is pisspoor.

 

[Plato]

isnt andora a material? as in andora sweater?

p[l]a+0

 

[dlerium88]

Andora is a country....Angora is the sweater material *sheesh* and you call yourself a fashion whore!!!

 

[alexd]

I wonder if they wear fedoras in adora? Or if they look like andorians....

 

[Pyrovitae]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Half the population of the world has...

BELOW AVERAGE I.Q....

It's true... and it's tautological.

tautology must be your new favourite word, timo. i've seen you use it or a derivitative three times in the past week. ("i don't mean to walk around in circles, walk around in circles walk around in.")

so answer me this, friend. chicken and the egg debate...existential tautology or schrodinger's cat theory in disguise?

*muah*
~N