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How to get back at your roomates : advice

swilly

TRIBE Member
fuck my house mates are making me fucking mental

i think i posted about this before like when in september but now it starts again.

things they do to make me nuts

1) the one guy he is the owner of the house( landlord ) and he lets me know it everyfucking day. The other day i was putting up a chin up bar in my room what does he say

uhh will this is my house and i dont want stuff like that in here. Put in the basement.
i was like whatever i pay rent so fuck off. sure enough he made a big stink about it and now its in the basement. thing is i dont think he can tell me what i can put up in my room or not

2) same guy he decided that our garbage can was too smelly so what does he do? he throws it out. Now we have no garbage can and so the kitchen is covered in filth. rather then clean it like a normal person he throws it out.

3) other guy freaks on me because i parked in his parking spot while he was away for the weekend. I like was like your nuts dude like i am not going to not park there if you are not here and i am only running in and out for a mintue. I guess he forget something the next day and came back to grab it and was upset he had to park in my spot some 40 feet over. I was like who cares

4) owner again always locks the door even when he is in there. Once i ran outside to get something from the car sure enough the door was locked when i came back. I was like fucking hell i was out 2 mins in total. Its stupid like why lock the door if you are in the house.

5) same guy: always locks his room. so when i want to come in ask him something i have to wait for him to come and unlock the door. its like he does it to prove a point. Or if i ask him something he will not come and open the door he yells from his room ( soo rude) or he will just not answer

6) same guy again: he threw out a bunch of my vegetables as he said they had gone bad and thought they were his. Thing is if a green pepper has 1 small blemish on it i will not throw it out it does not make sense. however he does and does it to my food as well.

7) Ok they both just sit in thier rooms and never talk. Its like we dont know how to talk with one another. i make efforts but... they are so not responsive

8) our living room
the one guy he baought a massive screen tv , vcr dvd player, whole works. what does he do he puts it all in his room. then sits in thier by himself and watches his massive stupid TV like what about being a house and getting on a socialising with one another.


9) the one guy he has a parking pass at the university and makes such a big deal when ever i ask him to use it. What is the deal if he is not using it. Its like i am asking to shag his favoritie sheep or something. when ever he asks me for anything i always do it.

10) they never do the dishes !!!!!!!!!!!!!
and we always fight about the heat. My room is always cold and thiers hot. why must i freeze they can take off clothes easier then i can put them on.

OK i think i am done my complaints that feels better


ok how can i get them back is what i need to know i am done being nice.

so far i have been using the one guys shampoo and toothpaste and once i took his toothbrush and ran it over the carpet our toilet bowl cover after he really pissed me off.

I have been thinking about maybe buying some nasty meat and leaving it in the vents after i leave to really fuck with him.

that would be good

anyother thoughts
swilly
 
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swilly

TRIBE Member
oh ya he put my plant in the corner away from the window which was killing it.

he was like whatever there is not much light in here anyways.

all the more reason to keep it near the window you freak

its like he does this shit make me mad

swilly
 

Casey

TRIBE Member
exchange you puny plant for a venus flytrap. Next time he tries to move that baby, SNAP! THERE GOES AN ARM! It'll totally work.
 

Poot

TRIBE Member
Um?

You could try talking to them about it? At best, you'll actually accomplishe something. At worst, you'll feel better having gotten it off your chest.
 
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quantumize

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i would just start looking for new roomates. these guys seem like anit-social losers, no offence to them.


i'm sure there is their side t the story too but to be honest i wouldn't even bother if you have lived there a few months and nothing has changed mabye it's time to move on
 

joey

TRIBE Member
1)it's his house... he can make up whatever rules he wants.....

2)tell him to buy a new can

3)just park in your own spot. it's only 40 feet......

4)my front door always blows open, maybe it's the same?
who not lock it? you have keys dont you?

5)his room he can do what he wants (ie look at porn,
you don't want to walk in on that anyways...)

6)have each person take a shelf in the fridge, then he'll know
whose is whose

7)maybe they dont like you? talk with your friends...

8)it's his shit... maybe he doesnt want it ruined?

9)get your own pass or tell him to stop being a fag

10)how is it easier to take clothes off then it is to put clothes on
get another blanket


none of these are life shattering........
 

MalGlo

TRIBE Member
have you thought about asking them to have sort of a roommate meeting? .. and all sit down to discuss your issues? like.. your an adult now and maybe they don't know the problems you ahve with them..
 

Poot

TRIBE Member
OK

I feel compelled to share my own "Oh, dear lord." roomate story.

Though I adore this friend of mine, we really didn't work out so well as roomies. Read:

So, I arrive home late one night from work. To find the only toilet in our only bathroom with the lid down. And sporting a sign which reads, "Do not open".

Yup. That's right. He left for the night, and left the toilet in a stinking, completely clogged mess. And we did not yet own a plunger. I had to be rescued by a kind, kind friend who brought hers over (and yes, we did keep the plunger after that. I don't think that's the sort of thing you 'borrow') to deal with MY roommate's high fibre issues. (wow. what a good friend!)

Hm, so revenge advice , if you don't want to work it out?

I suggest you tuck a tuna sandwich away in the heating vent of scorned roommates' bedrooms. Give it a week. Then watch the faces lovely ladies visiting subsequently as they bolt, unexplained, hand over mouth and revolted expression on face.

:D
 
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Spiritual_Thang

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MOVE IN WITH GIRLS!!!!

i love my girls
- they help me eat better
- they bring back food
- they never eat the food they bring back
- they r better weed sharers
- they have shown me the beauty of reality-style tv
- they taught me to properly use a hair-dryer
- they have made my cat so much happier
- they r big investors in bottled water, which is good 4 me
- they make better conversationalists, especially when ur down about something in life
- they wear all my sweatshirts and make them smell like girl
- they have gotten me off my horrible habit of too much videogaming
- there r Glade plugins all over the house!
- there r plants!

im pretty sure they have already added like 5 years to my life.

dump the guys, pick up girls
 

MalGlo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
This thread wins the "Joey is the only person making any semblance of sense in this thread" award.

what i thought mine was civil too

slut :)
 

NuFroggie

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MalGlo
have you thought about asking them to have sort of a roommate meeting? .. and all sit down to discuss your issues? like.. your an adult now and maybe they don't know the problems you ahve with them..

Like I dunno?? Like do you think that would work...I guess you are right though Dave....LIKE we are grown up (like ya know what i mean) :D
 
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Poot

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
This thread wins the "Joey is the only person making any semblance of sense in this thread" award.

Watch it, you! :p

These pointed accusations may result in a tuna-fished stuffed heating vent for you!!

(If I make it down your driveway, that is) :p
 

MalGlo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by NuFroggie
Like I dunno?? Like do you think that would work...I guess you are right though Dave....LIKE we are grown up (like ya know what i mean) :D

oh you BITCH.. thats it next time you call i ain't answerin... and forget that bootycall to BC! :D
 
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