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How to be a complete ASSHAT

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
You have to actually do ALL of these things... not just one or two, m'kay? Then, you too, can be an asshat:

1) Write run-on pointeess sentenses wiht lots lots lots off speling misstakes becuase u are raeaallly stupid in fact yer as dumb as like that shitstain in the toilet that won't get flushed but thinks its smart becuz its stuck to the bowl and thats what smart shits do. or sumFIn ionno.

2) Pretend to have a point of view by that is "different", when in fact it is the idiot majority's opinion, as seen every day in the Toronto Sun... in fact, that's where you should get all your "opinions" as an asshat. Post on boards full of people who don't read the Sun... this way you can pretend to have these opinions yourself, even though everyone can see through you... but, being transparent is part of being an asshat.

3) Troll. This is the easiest thing, because usually people WANT to get trolled... and the person starting the trolling (the asshat) gets thinking that they are doing the trolling, when in fact, they are being trolled. Asshats are that fucking retarded.

4) Assume. Always assume. For instance, asshats read maybe 1 page of the Sun in about 3 minutes. Assume that everyone does, even though even the kid on the bus with the helmet and Down's syndrome reads the whole paper in 3 minutes.

5) Stay in the closet, even though you know you LOVE cock... you love it so much, you dread looking in the fridge, in case something remotely phallic like a pickle reaches your visual field and you dribble that stuff out your penis, and then you fuck your mother and/or sister to prove you're not gay.
 

starr

TRIBE Member
roofles galore

timo, that was great :D
sometimes i can be in a not-so-great mood and then you kids always post something to make me laugh really hard

nice one brotha
 

feisty boy

TRIBE Member
when will calling someone gay stop being a universal insult?

it just lowers you to below the level of whoever you're trying to insult - you discredited your entire post (in my eyes) with point #5.

my 2 cents
 
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PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by feisty boy
when will calling someone gay stop being a universal insult?
Who said it was an insult?

If you knew me, you would know it's completely tongue-in-cheek (or cock-in-cheek)... and, admittedly, the easiest way to troll someone into making themselves look completely stupid by arguing that they are NOT gay...

Now, if only I could do more than troll, I could be an asshat.

My latest thing to say when someone (or when I) fucks something up is to say,"Oh, that's because you're gay." Try it, it's really funny.
 
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Guest

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The guy in the middle of the pic looks like the creep who sold me my computer, and the dude on the left looks like Paul Kariya. The woman looks like a typical asshat.

I just pulled a really big zuchinni out of my fridge. Contemplating what to do with it...
 
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Guest

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Don't we all wish we can be as cool and cleaver as you. Jerk!
I thought you had me on ignore so what is the problem. I was actually happy, didn't want you posting on my threads anyway.
 
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PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by vinder
your threads? dude, i didn't see your name on them.......

haha, i made the funny.
vinder... you make no sense at all... are you on the drugs again?
 
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Guest

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ASSHAT and Trolls where do you come up with these loser terms. These are terms geeks would make up. You know the type of people that play those witches and worlock board games on a Saturday night.
Which I guess would probably include you.
 
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vinder

TRIBE Member
what IS an asshat?
am I an asshat?
do you think people in china are thinking "damn that guy is an asshat"?
 
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