Blow 100 guys: yes.
Golden showers: sure, why not. I can wear a nose plug.
BDSM (scat): NO.
Double dildo for a group of Japanese businessmen: Yup.
Tied up and tortured: maybe.
With a female: yes.
With a hermaphrodite: yes.
With a midget: yes.
With a senior person: yes.
To pose for a stroke book: yes.
To be posed in a diaper: yes.
To be banged on a live satellite feed to Internet patrons: sure.
Royal Shower (barf): No way in hell.
Erotic asphixiation (sp?): after I sign an insurance form.
Ron Jeremy: yeah.
Jeremy Jive: schmoopy!