Originally posted by Bass-Invader
i needed some liquor to make me start doing wierd cat-like stuff again.
I almost hit a duck that was sitting in the middle of the entrance to my street when I got home tonight at 3:30am. The fu*king duck just sat there even after I missed it by 2 feet at most, and then drove slowly by it again to make sure I hadn't been halucinating again after the long day on the road (drove back from NJ).
Now to the relevent part of this post, don't act like a cat. If cats act like ducks (which everyone knows they do

) then you will likely get hit by a car after you leave the club in a drunken state.
As for hiding shit and getting it into the club.... Start your own club and drink anything you want for free, or just hide it straped to your chest... for some reason they never seem to pat down your chest at clubs anymore. They have been getting closer and closer to my groin

() by they never feel my chest, just the shoulders.