HOW do you eat a chicken roti???

[fear_of_fours]

i went to THE REAL JERK tonight and i got a chicken roti and some guy made cracks about me eating it with a KNIFE AND FORK.

but the thing was HUGE and full of uhh curried (?) chicken and eating it with a fork was just easier.

he said it was like eating soup with your hands.

am i a freak? i kinda looked around and noticed other kids eating it with a fork.

no one makes fun of me when i eat RICE with a FORK in a chinese resturant.

WHAT GIVES?

PS after i was done it, there was a bit left on my plate (like i said, the thing was huge! i couldn't even finish it all) and the guy who had made fun of me, who i didn't know (he showed up with some of my friends friends) asked me if he could have it. and he then ate it. ate the picked over left overs of a stranger. using my fork. i may or may not have communicable (SP?) diseases.

xooxoxoxoxooxox
fear of fours

 

[fear_of_fours]

also i cant sleep and im bored so just chatting in this thread and not talking about roti or chicken or forks would be fine too.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by fear_of_fours
no one makes fun of me when i eat RICE with a FORK in a chinese resturant.

Not to your face. They snicker though in the back saying "Rook at whitey!"

 

[squirrely]

i use a knife and fork.


i also sometimes eat the leftovers of strangers. if i am drunk enough.









then again, if drunk enough i will also make out with them.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Dogs, leftovers, is there anything you won't make out with?

 

[fear_of_fours]

Re: Re: HOW do you eat a chicken roti???

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
Not to your face. They snicker though in the back saying "Rook at whitey!"

 

[fear_of_fours]

this guy wasn't drunk

 

[squirrely]

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
Dogs, leftovers, is there anything you won't make out with?

i SPOONED with the dog.




(there's a difference. jeez.)




EDIT: but, in answer to your question...when drunk enough? no. not really.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

It's all affection in the end, isn't it?

 

[fear_of_fours]

spooning is the best

 

[squirrely]

i like everything about spooning accept for the term "spooning." it's icky. and it's weird.

 

[fear_of_fours]

 

[squirrely]

fuck. now i want a roti. perhaps the chocolates that came with my Festive Special will be an adequate replacement.


if i wrap them in bread and chase them with curry.

 

[Dam That SnarkEE Kid]

okay who has the time to make fun of someone at a roti shop?

i need better time management skills

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[SneakyPete]

Originally posted by fear_of_fours
this guy wasn't drunk

was he on crack?

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Someone went to Hulla.

 

[new to t.o.]

Fuck, I need a spinach roti now, too!

I will eat a roti with my hands at home but use a knife and fork in public.

I'm now off to forage in my fridge.