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Ho ho I’m sober till March 30th ha ha


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Yes indeed, I shall be crawling the walls. Due to circumstances beyond my control I will be completely sober for 14 days.

I think I can pull it off. I’m just going to replace partying with more exercise. Plus I will finally buy a punching bag. Oooo I can’t wait.

Hmmm the downside is that I am not exactly sure what will happen?!?? I may go more nuts? I may go less nuts? I may get married and move to the suburbs? I may get a job at the post office? I may purchase a chain saw? Who knows?

If you don't like it you can go fuck yourself with a rusty spatula.


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I'm on antibiotics. I can't drink for a long time. I can't even take cough syrup since the alcohol content will make me sick.

I just wanted some green beer... is that too much to ask? :(


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i periodically go through sober stages. went over a year sober once(well not exactly sober, just no alcohol). i find that when i do it the entire world is soooo much more crazy than when i'm fucked up. i'm also a much bigger asshole since i won't put up with anyone's bullshit since there's no alcohilic buffer between me and the rest of the world. instead of using the "i did that because i was drunk" excuse, i'll use the old "i'm sober so fuck off!" line. anyways sobriety is definintely a trip on it's own!

<------glad he's back to his dirty alcoholic ways!
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