http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/html/20031229T210000-0500_53639_OBS_FBI_ON_ALMANAC_ALERT.asp
This is just too much. People, realize how lucky we are to live in Canada. The US has officially gone insane.
Wait, I got an almanac for Christmas!! NOW what do I do!? And what about the Encyclopaedia!!!!! How do I get rid of that? And my map of San Francisco - they'll think I'm a GAY terrorist! I'm going to have to stop wrapping my head with a towel after I shower.
This is just too much. People, realize how lucky we are to live in Canada. The US has officially gone insane.
Wait, I got an almanac for Christmas!! NOW what do I do!? And what about the Encyclopaedia!!!!! How do I get rid of that? And my map of San Francisco - they'll think I'm a GAY terrorist! I'm going to have to stop wrapping my head with a towel after I shower.