• Hi Guest: Welcome to TRIBE, the online home of TRIBE MAGAZINE. If you'd like to post here, or reply to existing posts on TRIBE, you first have to register. Join us!

hey seahorse

shortbus

TRIBE Member
whats your deal?

seahorse8.jpg
 
Cannabis Seed Wedding Bands
tribe cannabis accessories silver grinders

Kalemic

TRIBE Promoter
shortbus said:
whats your deal?

seahorse8.jpg

I asked one once, and the seahorse said "evolution been all up in my grill yo, we got in a fight once, and then evolution got mad and was all like fine, Imma fuck you up like I did the platypus."

It seemed to be taking it stride though.
 

Booty Bits

TRIBE Member
when i was a kid, we had pictures of seahorses on our glass shower doors. they used the scare the shit out of me.
what with that nozzle mouth? and the curled up tail? and the scaley exterior?
*shudder*
 
tribe cannabis accessories silver grinders

alexd

Administrator
Staff member
Booty Bits said:
when i was a kid, we had pictures of seahorses on our glass shower doors. they used the scare the shit out of me.
what with that nozzle mouth? and the curled up tail? and the scaley exterior?
*shudder*

i wonder if there are sea unicorns
 

Kalemic

TRIBE Promoter
Booty Bits said:
when i was a kid, we had pictures of seahorses on our glass shower doors. they used the scare the shit out of me.
what with that nozzle mouth? and the curled up tail? and the scaley exterior?
*shudder*

I would like to mate a seahorse and a platypus to create the most genetically confused looking species known to mankind!

After mating them I would obviously sell them to the Japanese and in the back pages of comic books.
 
tribe cannabis accessories silver grinders

LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
seahorse fun fact: The males are the ones who get preggers, and can give birth to as many as 200 young at once.

They are horsey-headed fish with monkey prehensile tails that have an exoskeleton like an insect.

Seahorses are pretty effin rad in my books
 
tribe cannabis accessories silver grinders

shortbus

TRIBE Member
under water the farts dont stink...



unless you catch the bubble right in your face and breathe in at the exact moment it hits your nose.
 

Dr Funk MD

TRIBE Promoter
shortbus said:
under water the farts dont stink...



unless you catch the bubble right in your face and breathe in at the exact moment it hits your nose.
Is that an old Chinese proverb? Because that's beautiful.
 
tribe cannabis accessories silver grinders
Top