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"Hey Buddy, I Live Here and I'm a Police Officer!"

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by AT-AT, Jan 20, 2002.

  1. AT-AT

    AT-AT TRIBE Member

    Right. So Otis and I got invited to spin at a kegger in Guleph. (Shouts going out to the two best looking boys in attendance - Jeffsus and Soulheaven, it was wickeed chillin' with you two, no bullshit...). The party had its moments - Otis battling it out with Everfresh, a longtime Liquid Adrenaline jungle king and Rob's rolemodel, was one of them, as were the little riots errupting in the kitchen (aka "the side dancefloor") whenever a big tune hit the dex etc... One other moment that will stick in my mind beyond next tuesday went something this:

    A friend of mine is in a dire need of herbal ehancement but doesn't want to smoke all by his lonesome. This being my girl's b-day and all, and her wanting in, I reluctantly agree to roll up and have a break from my substance celibacy. We go out to the enclosed balcony, where two industrial flame heaters are doing their damnest to beat the -10 outside. Yaddy-yaddy-yadda, the spliff turns to a roach and a slightly sloshed dude in shorts and a hawaiian shirt shows up asking for the funny ciggarette. I pull two more tokes and hand it to my girl so she can pass it to the seemingly jonesing wanker. Before she has a chance to do so, he's almost in my face with this little line:

    "Hey buddy, I live here and I'm a police officer - put that out or leave!"

    I look him straight in the eye and wait for him to flinch, but he doesn't...

    WHAT. DE. FUK.

    The news is slowly sinking in and I can now clearly recognize the "restless pig" look on his face. "'Cause I'm de OPP, yeah you know me!" I pull two more tokes and put out the joint as he turns around and disappears into the crowd.

    Later on I go up to talk to him, and all he says is that he can't have "that stuff" in his house. The question still remains:

    WHAT. DE. FUK?

    As Otis was quick to point out, the fucker was running an illegal boozecan violating a variety of fire safety codes (including a flame heater indoors and about a 100 people in the place) but he can't have "that stuff" in his house? I make a trek from TO in order to do a friend a favour and I can't have a wee spliff as my only "reward" that night?

    In the words of the mighty minister, "C'mon, FUK DAT! FUK DAT MANY A TIME!"

    Needless to say, this one is going into the books as my first house party "bust", my umptinth close call with a criminal record I so stealthily avoided all these years and one of the most bizzare happenings in a long time. Which could have been easily avoided had my friends the sense to let me in on "the news"... In all fairness, all of my many, many run-ins with da Police have always ended well, so I'm not really complaining, but I felt like sharing that ^^^ with y'all, so there...

  2. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

  3. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    damn stoners.

  4. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    Here's another kicker.. a sticker on their back entrance door that read:
    Thankyou for POT smoking.

    That guy was such a dick his name shoulda been Richard.

  5. beaker

    beaker TRIBE Member

  6. mutslaster

    mutslaster TRIBE Member

  7. Fir3start3r

    Fir3start3r TRIBE Member

    That really does suck.
    BUT it is his castle and ya gotta respect that (cop or not).
    Ya it seems a little two-faced to me too and I hear ya....but what ya gonna do?
    It's that or leave...
  8. JEMZ

    JEMZ TRIBE Member

  9. d.code

    d.code TRIBE Member

    Should have smoked him man...

  10. AT-AT

    AT-AT TRIBE Member

    Yeah, I know, it's not that... It's more about the surprise element - I partied at that house before and a cop was not one of the roommates back then. You tell your stoner guests these things, and the guy that invited me later apologized for the oversight. He also told me a story of how he went out to pubs with his OPP-roomie and some people he busted in the past would buy them drinks. Now, what kinda fucking retard buys a beer for a guy that essentially fucked them out ever seeing Stonehenge or Big Ben in person? (criminal record = forget Great Britain and a few other world destinations) People not interested in Stonehenge or Big Ben, obviously... [​IMG]

    Another kicker - the cop was probably a few years younger than me....
  11. Deus

    Deus TRIBE Member

    I know he is a bit of a hypocrite, but you should respect his requests, it's his house. I wouldn't mind someone drinking, and smoking weed in my house, but I would probably mind if someone was doing crack. Where he draws the line is probably different from other people's.
  12. Pyrovitae

    Pyrovitae TRIBE Member

    dude, he was wearing a hawaiian shirt?!? that's *ridiculous*.

  13. Jeffsus

    Jeffsus TRIBE Member

    The party was otherwise mighty.
    Very much a surprise to see AT-AT and finally put a face to Otis (who, incidentally, isn't actually on my wallpaper [​IMG] )

    I was recovering from my wisdom teeth having been removed that day so I was somewhat under the weather and had been advised against smoking and drinking. Oh well. At least alcohol mixes well with painkillers.

    Voytek I was just disappointed you didn't come join us in the hottub.

    And I heard that story about the OPP while I was there -- I didn't think it was true.

    Maybe we should try to corrupt him, and get changes made from the inside otu?


  14. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    typical KKKop attitude: it's okay for me to break the law anyway i want, you may not do the same.
  15. Guest

    Guest Guest

    that's what i was thinking...a cop in a hawaiian shirt? That's total whack!!
  16. starr

    starr TRIBE Member

    my close friend is dating a cop (i hooked them up) and just out of fairness they really are not allowed to be around that kind of thing
    drinking to police officers is something everyone does and that's ok
    but if anyone finds out that they (the police officer) have been in the presence of drugs they can get in a lot of trouble
    it sometimes complicates things for people's birthdays etc...but we try and work around it cause he's a good guy - and it's just a part of his life we accept
    cops are people too (not all of them are nice, but some of them are).
  17. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    Why is that so weird? I don't get it...
  18. kyfe

    kyfe TRIBE Member

    for sure he was a cop then...

  19. ~soulheaven~

    ~soulheaven~ TRIBE Member

    Yes, when you told me that Voytek, I was like wtf? but when I went upstairs later on to chat with my teamates, I saw his room, and there were like 40 OPP Highway patrol jackets in his room. His bedroom looke like the jackboot Nazi headquarters!

    Anyway, It was gret to see you there and I loved hearing you spin from your old crate. You got alot of proplr hooked on trance who had never really heard it before, trust me.

    We definately missed you in the hot tub later on......

    I just thought it was funny that the party was advertised as a Guelph Ibiza Party 2002...with hommage being paid to the Thailand Full-Moon Beach Parties in the e-flyer....two events with close ties to drugs (if we are honest)...yet he freaked out over a joint. I don't know how much of it was him doing what he had to vs. him just being an ass because he seemed like one when I talked to him anyway....


  20. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    Good meeting you too..
    BTW, what pic is on ure wallpaper?

  21. R4V4G3D_SKU11S

    R4V4G3D_SKU11S TRIBE Member

    I miss Guelph keg parties!
  22. AT-AT

    AT-AT TRIBE Member

    Well then you should have told me you guys were going - i had my shorts and all but was reluctant to get "fresh" with people I did not know...

    BTW, there was a shitload of people in Hawaiian-style shirts at that party, so he was probably trying to blend in... and I wish I saw the room Greg is speaking of, could use some nazi memorabilia in my collection... hehe...

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