Help me! Eye problems

[stir-fry]

I can't see out of my left eye.. what should I do ?

 

[defazman]

use your right one.

 

[Vote Quimby]

Become a pirate. wear a patch. Arrrrrrrrrr!

 

[labRat]

haha. owned.

stick a pencil in it.

 

[JayIsBored]

(along the pirate line)

change your name to willy

 

[rentboy]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
(along the pirate line)

change your name to willy

nah...Chester Copperpot

 

[stir-fry]

i only have a right-sided patch though

 

[JayIsBored]

wear a monocle

 

[alcid]

water? pour?

 

[stir-fry]

i'm gonna try pouring water on it

i'll be back


ohhhh alcid, beat me to the drawl!

 

[JayIsBored]

Originally posted by rentboy
nah...Chester Copperpot

he wasn't the one-eyed pirate you dumb blarney licker

 

[pr0nstar]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
wear a monocle

 

[rentboy]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
he wasn't the one-eyed pirate you dumb blarney licker

i know fucker.. i was just adding some spin to the rotation...


p.s. oi!

 

[stir-fry]

I called telehealth, they also recommended a patch.

I said arrrrrr

 

[JayIsBored]

oi oi oi!

 

[Boss Hog]

stick with pearl necklaces from now on.

 

[Evil Dynovac]

People will pay good money to use an empty socket.

 

[lucky1]

Your eye just stopped working?

Do you see double?

Is it red?

I would go to the walk in clinic / er.

 

[stir-fry]

well, i've got a patch on it for now.
i'll see a doctor next week sometime

 

[Evil Dynovac]

This man has expressed an interest in renting some quality time with your eye socket.

 

[kodos]

argh, don't listen to people here... i had this problem 9 months ago and it required rapid attention! you haven't described any symptoms but if its anything like having a curtain drawn over part of your field of vision just drop everything and get to a qualified eye doctor if you value your sight at all. or just describe the problem a bit more - maybe it'll be transient...

 

[jus me]

Dood, I would go to the emergency ward at the hospital.

but if you can't make the trip, call the telehealth immediately! they are your EYES!

 

[Hi i'm God]

It's Glycoma Go smoke some weed. In public. In front of 51 Division. You dont need a perscription if you have a patch.

 

[stir-fry]

Originally posted by jus me
Dood, I would go to the emergency ward at the hospital.

but if you can't make the trip, call the telehealth immediately! they are your EYES!

all they recommended was a patch!!!

wtf???

 

[lucky1]

fawk telehealth..

My ex was experiencing all kind of weird symptoms, (numbness in hands, doubole vision etc) after a fall and telehealth told me it was side efects of the pain killers he was on.

He went to his doctor a couple of days later and his doctor rushed him to the hospital with a suspect bleed in the brain.

catscan showed it was in fact a bleed in the brain but he got lucky that it stopped itself. He did suffer a torn retna though which is very serious and needs prompt treatment or you can go blind