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[Adam]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...40305/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/ashcroft_hospitalized

Ashcroft Hospitalized With Pancreatitis

By CURT ANDERSON, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON - Attorney General John Ashcroft (news - web sites) has been hospitalized in an intensive care unit for a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis, a painful condition that usually clears up within a week with treatment.

Ashcroft, a 61-year-old former Missouri senator who has been free of health problems, canceled an appearance Thursday afternoon at which he was to have announced verdicts in a terrorism case.

Justice Department (news - web sites) spokesman Mark Corallo said Friday the attorney general initially believed he had a stomach flu.

If we can't laugh at the misfortune of others, WHO CAN WE LAUGH AT?

 

[whatwaytoturn]

I'd rather it was cancer. The quick kind.
*points arms in ashcroft's direction* I am now giving you quick cancer.

 

[Hi i'm God]

Originally posted by whatwaytoturn
I'd rather it was cancer. The quick kind.
*points arms in ashcroft's direction* I am now giving you quick cancer.

My Fleash eating Hexes wont be as strong as your cancer. I'll stil send them anyway.

 

[Adam]

Ashcroft To Have Gallbladder Removed

i'll bet when they cut him open some sort of creature will leap out of his chest ala aliens

 

[PosTMOd]

Maybe now he won't have the gall to do so many ridiculous things.

 

[H2Whoa]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Maybe now he won't have the gall to do so many ridiculous things.

*groan*

haha

 

[Adam]

World Bank Prez Pwn3d

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