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Having Sex? Ignore the phone!

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
Okay, this has happened to me a couple times in the last month.

first one: phone a friend, he answers and is all out of breath and gaspy... weird. we're discussing weekend plans but he's obviously rushing to get me off the phone, and then his girlfriend just says "bye chris" and hangs up. ew, okay. found out later he got a blast from the girl for answering the phone, hahahaha, good!

second: phone a friend in ottawa today to see whats new. "oh nothing, just beating off to internet porn..." what now? "yeah, sorry dude, brb" and hangs up.

PEOPLE! IF YOU'RE PREOCCUPIED, DON'T ANSWER! LET IT RING!! FINISH UP, TOWEL OFF AND PHONE BACK!!!
 
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Flashy_McFlash

Well-Known TRIBEr
Who does that? Even if you were calling to tell me that my own penis was on fire, you wouldn't be able to get me in mid spank/coitus.
 

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
and I just called Kat while she was bra shopping!! wtf? I have bad timing today!

edit: I think he was panking while on the phone! ew!
 
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Soulster

TRIBE Member
what your friend SHOULD have done was to answer the phone, keep panking and not tell you.

i once answered the phone in the middle of sex, but i was expecting an important call. to my credit, i did STOP to answer the phone. my friend was like "were you just running for the phone?" Me: "sorta..." her: "oh god. call me back."
 
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Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
smokeyeyes said:
who the fuck answers the phone while having sex?!


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Richard Raiban

TRIBE Member
a friend of mine said to me once "I jerked off 4 times the other day to the point where it started to hurt but he couldnt stop"

OMG...LOOOOOOL!!!
 

grumblegirl

TRIBE Member
reason numero uno for voicemail, people.

heck - i often don't answer the phone when i'm eating - no bloody way am i going to delay my gratification for a phone call!!

[love the fap-guy, deep.]
 
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