Having Sex? Ignore the phone!

[Krzysiu]

Okay, this has happened to me a couple times in the last month.

first one: phone a friend, he answers and is all out of breath and gaspy... weird. we're discussing weekend plans but he's obviously rushing to get me off the phone, and then his girlfriend just says "bye chris" and hangs up. ew, okay. found out later he got a blast from the girl for answering the phone, hahahaha, good!

second: phone a friend in ottawa today to see whats new. "oh nothing, just beating off to internet porn..." what now? "yeah, sorry dude, brb" and hangs up.

PEOPLE! IF YOU'RE PREOCCUPIED, DON'T ANSWER! LET IT RING!! FINISH UP, TOWEL OFF AND PHONE BACK!!!

 

[TaCk OnE?]

your friends are having bad sex.

 

[Flashy_McFlash]

Who does that? Even if you were calling to tell me that my own penis was on fire, you wouldn't be able to get me in mid spank/coitus.

 

[Krzysiu]

and I just called Kat while she was bra shopping!! wtf? I have bad timing today!

edit: I think he was panking while on the phone! ew!

 

[JEMZ]

Who does that?

I would do it, AND I would hold the phone right next to my junk just so the person on the other end could hear better

 

[Spinsah]

fwap fwap fwap

 

[Flashy_McFlash]

Hello? Hello?
<scruff><scruff><fap>

 

[smokeyeyes]

who the fuck answers the phone while having sex?!

 

[quantumize]

handsfree

 

[mutslaster]

i love the word FAP

 

[acheron]

How about those fuckers who use Tribe while fucking.

Fucking fuckers. Fuck them.

 

[Incrimin8]

to telemarketers:
'Hang on a sec I'm just pullin one off'

 

[Soulster]

what your friend SHOULD have done was to answer the phone, keep panking and not tell you.

i once answered the phone in the middle of sex, but i was expecting an important call. to my credit, i did STOP to answer the phone. my friend was like "were you just running for the phone?" Me: "sorta..." her: "oh god. call me back."

 

[quantumize]

man you are all getting laid a LOT

..lavalife here i come

 

[Krzysiu]

How about those fuckers who use Tribe while fucking.

I could never surf for porn while reading tribe, it robs me of my horny.

 

[mutslaster]

fap fappity fap fap

 

[acheron]

there's nothing to drop your wood like a good dose of Tribe.

 

[Boss Hog]

who the fuck answers the phone while having sex?!

 

[Flashy_McFlash]

fwap thwack
'ow, my eye'
'sorry'
fwap fwap

 

[Krzysiu]

ug... she's all ready to be propped up in Madame Tussaud's

 

[deep]

i love the word FAP

 

[mutslaster]

omg
<3

 

[Richard Raiban]

a friend of mine said to me once "I jerked off 4 times the other day to the point where it started to hurt but he couldnt stop"

OMG...LOOOOOOL!!!

 

[grumblegirl]

reason numero uno for voicemail, people.

heck - i often don't answer the phone when i'm eating - no bloody way am i going to delay my gratification for a phone call!!

[love the fap-guy, deep.]

 

[Muad'ib]

richard

stop, please stop.