Having a desk by a toilet....

[Selty]

Sucks!! Really, I sit only six steps from the toilet. Arrgghghgh. My office is expanding though, so the toilet will be moved. (very old office and I hate it majority of the time)

There is a woman at my work that shits at least 8 times a day. And it makes me want to upchuck. Not cool

 

[Syntax Error]

my cubicle is in a kitchen and i have to share it(the cubicle). i would kill to have a desk by a toilet.

 

[I_bRAD]

Well it would be worse to have to be the person that shits 8 times a day! Why don't you just trade desks with her?

 

[mitsuko souma]

but at least the women will be hovering around your desk all day and what could be wrong with that?

 

[littlejon]

pfft.
in my 'positive space' workplace there are no walls.
no barriers to communication, no opressive separation, just equality.

i wish i was beside the shitter.
it makes me want to kill them all.

 

[Devin]

sounds like you're just shit outta luck

I couldn't help myself

 

[Selty]

I'm the receptionist, I am stuck where I'm at.

She is a slightly larger woman, sweaty, and constantly asks me how the copier/fax machine works. I'm barfing right now just thinking of it all. Everyday people.

Plus, I'm not into ladies. W

 

[Booty Bits]

i do not envy the people who have to sit near the bathroom. nor the people who have to sit near the kitchen.
too many unpleasant sounds and smells from both.

 

[Syntax Error]

not near the kitchen, IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN!!!!!!

 

[NemIsis]

)

There is a woman at my work that shits at least 8 times a day. And it makes me want to upchuck. Not cool

At least she's regular...

 

[Selty]

Can you eat popcorn while you work?

If so, score!

 

[Syntax Error]

i would eat popcorn but i don't have enough desk space to put the bag because i'm sharing a fucking cubicle. i can't sit down without bumping chairs with someone. it's a wonder i'm as calm as i am.

 

[Booty Bits]

you can't be serious, syntax.

 

[mitsuko souma]

Plus, I'm not into ladies. W

whoops. well, you've just been inauguerated (sp). I screw up fuckin everybodys' genders on this board. can't wait till TBQ when I can clear up all the confusion

 

[Syntax Error]

you can't be serious, syntax.

the sad thing is that i'm completely serious. my company moved offices and forgot about my department(talk about making me feel special!). so another department has a nice new office and we're in the kitchen until something can be built for us.

 

[mitsuko souma]

^ this sounds like an episode of NewsRadio

 

[Booty Bits]

or like office space.
soon you're gonna be down in the storage room in the basement.

 

[Informental]

I feel your pain...I sit next to the men's bathroom and the walls are very thin. I can hear almost every nasty shit that goes on...

 

[the gatekeeper]

It reminds me of this:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/seatcomplaint.html

 

[lucky1]

I used to sit directly under the AC vent.. (the vent that supplied the entire section of the office) I called it the North Wind and it was blowing down my neck all day (winter and summer) it was really freaking cold... I would wear my winter jacket all the time, and in the summer two sweaters... the guys I worked with just listened to me complain for a year or two and then I made them sit at my chair like they were working on my computer. after they were like. .ee.. you're right its freezing at your desk.. and finally maintenence moved the vent... brutal spending 8 hours freezing everyday (blue hands and all I'd have to go run them under hot water cause they'd go numb)

 

[IgStar]

or like office space.
soon you're gonna be down in the storage room in the basement.

and they'll take the red swingline away!

poor Milton.

 

[LeoGirl]

The Health & Safety Coordinator at work had her office literally right next to the Mens Washroom. Their doors were directly across from one another. She got to see who went in, hear what they were up to, and then reap the benefits after they left.

Such a pleasant way to spend your days at work.

 

[Crazlegs]

Sucks!! Really, I sit only six steps from the toilet. Arrgghghgh. My office is expanding though, so the toilet will be moved. (very old office and I hate it majority of the time)

There is a woman at my work that shits at least 8 times a day. And it makes me want to upchuck. Not cool

That sucks! I'd have a can of Febreeze at my desk that I'd prolly spray in the general direction of the door when it opened.

 

[Caz]

well this is a puke-tastic thread

 

[acheron]

"At least your desk isn't next to the toilet IN the bathroom."