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Has anyone bought THE MAGIC BULLET??

madnezz

TRIBE Member
I've been watching this ad for over a year now, for the MAGIC BULLET juicer/food processor/blender, and over the weekend I almost purchased it over the phone!!!!

I think i might still buy it, but I'm wondering if anyone else has seen it and can attest to it's amazing powers.

Every time I see the ad (that lasts half an hour) I'm amazed at everything it claims to do... *L* It's just a matter of time until I break down and buy it...

 

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
do you really need another kitchen appliance? you hardly ever use that automatic breadmaker and your cuisinart just collects dust...
 

TaCk OnE?

TRIBE Member
I have one


I got it free when I ordered one for my girlfriend, who is/was a magic bullet fanatic from the informercial...


it's pretty good actually....it's best used for making the mixed drinks, which we do pretty often.


it's REALLY powerful, and sometimes you get liquid instead of chopped if you're not quick with it...


but yah, it's pretty hype.
 
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sugar

TRIBE Member
I haven't been tempted by that one, but I have made 2 unfortunate purchases from infomercials.

The lesson: NEVER allow yourself to order anything while on e.
 

Muad'ib

Well-Known TRIBEr
i too am a sucker for infomerials. for the longest time i want to buy the vacu-sealer, a large part of me still does.

"and you can even vacu-seal your wedding dress!"

audience: *gasps*
 

madnezz

TRIBE Member
*L* @ Allison!

Tack-- so happy to hear the report is good for it! I want to make EVERYTHING they show in teh commercial:

- quacamole
- salsa
- nacho cheese spread
- ground coffee
- milkshakes with candy inside
- chicken salad
- fresh juices
- blended drinks
- fettucini alfredo sauce
- grated parmasian cheese


fuck you name it!!!!
 

Wiseman

TRIBE Member
MEat Shake!!!!!!!!!!!


Taste the secret!!!!!!!!!!


"I've been havin MeatShake for forty years"

"I love MeatShake!"

"Meat and shake, that's all I need, m-hm"

"I have MeatShake every day at school"

"Look, when I'm hungry I need some meat
I don't need none of that rabbit food they're servin over at Veggie Hut"

"Meat to the Shizzake"

"Bro, I down lots of MeatShakes, man"

"I'd love to taste the secret"

"Lunch break, only got a half an hour
Gotta get something in my system, I go to MeatShake"

"Eat at MeatShake!"

"Taste the secret at MeatShaaaaake, hey"

"MeatShakes are so soft, I can eat em without my dentures"

Well hi, welcome to MeatShake where you can 'taste the secret'
And when I tell you what it is, you won't believe it
There's something special in our food you'll taste when you start eating it
Everything we serve has meat in it

But don't you serve french fries and a vegetable plate?
It all has meat (What?)
What about the green salad and the cookies you bake?
Everything has meat (Oh...)
It's nice and tender
Mixed in a blender
Don't you want some meat? (Yeah)
So hot and steamy
Yet smooth and creamy
Come and get your meat (Hey)

Now when your body's hungerin, drive on down and stumble in
Come on, give us half a chance, I promise that you'll come again
If you're not carniverous consider us a challenge
You're too lean and need some proteine, we got it by the gallons
Rest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests prefer
The sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my register
Giving good service plus a smile in a paper hat
Our competition's food is crap, who would wanna pay for that?
Please try a beef pie, top it with some meat fries
And a classic MeatShake, baked until the grease dried
40 cents more, you can have your meal meat-sized
Plus you get three tries, scratch and win a free prize
All except you vegan men who need to be leavin and
Head into the Veggie Hut where you can eat some leaf and gran
That is unless of course you wanna taste the secret sin
Come on, breathe it in, you can use your teeth again
Remember that meat's your friend, so let it inside you
Cows gotta die too, don't let them survive you
There's an offer for a free shake when you buy two
Lasts while supplies do, thanks, please drive through

Skinny mini or a beefcake
Hey, you don't need steak, get a MeatShake!
You want a meaty meal but your teeth ache
Hey for Pete's sake, get a MeatShake!
You're gonna take your girl on a cheap date
And you're a cheapskate, so get a MeatShake!
When you purchase a combo meal you receive a souvenir keepsake
Get a MeatShake!

Offer for free souvenir keepsake for a limited time only
at participating MeatShake stores in your area
The MeatShake Corporation is in no way responsible for
high blood pressure, heart disease or bad body odor
MeatShake!

"Mmhh... I better go taste the secret right now"
 
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madnezz

TRIBE Member
Krzysiu said:
do you really need another kitchen appliance? you hardly ever use that automatic breadmaker and your cuisinart just collects dust...
the whole point of the MAGIC BULLET is it will replace all the other appliances in ONE!! (minus the breadmaker)

*gasp*
 

xtcfreak

TRIBE Member
Muad'ib said:
i too am a sucker for infomerials. for the longest time i want to buy the vacu-sealer, a large part of me still does.

"and you can even vacu-seal your wedding dress!"

audience: *gasps*
is ideal for drug dealers shipping from BC :)

Jay
 

TaCk OnE?

TRIBE Member
well, the juicer part doesn't work too well I don't think.

the blender part is on steroids though.

if you're looking for small amounts of stuff to be destroid really quickly, go for it....it's not the miracle appliance that they say on tv...but holy FUCK it destroys ice and frozen fruit....with the attachable drink cups and a bottle of vodka, you're laughing....tropical smoothies for everybody (as long as you're with no more than 3 other people)


mine is still in the box actually...but we use it at my girlfriends house a bunch....she's more excited about it than me.


they probably have the 2 4 1 deal on still....find a friend and split it.


but yah, it's great for garlic...no stinky hands......ick
 
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SpaceBabe

TRIBE Member
The Watcher said:
Not to be confused with the one found in every girl's nightside table.
haha.. that's what I was thinking too.

I TOO want the magic bullet to make quick drinks and guacamole.

It looks sooo easy to use for small quantities and easy to clean!
 

The Watcher

TRIBE Member
Boss Hog said:
Anything that can make a meat milkshake has GOT to be worth it!!
my meatshakes bring all the warewolves to the yard, and their like... it's better than yours, I can teach ya, but then I'd have to bite ya.
 
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sugar

TRIBE Member
Muad'ib said:
i too am a sucker for infomerials. for the longest time i want to buy the vacu-sealer, a large part of me still does.

"and you can even vacu-seal your wedding dress!"

audience: *gasps*
PosTMOd used to lust after the vacuum sealer every time we went into Crappy Tire. It took all of my power to keep him from buying it.





It slices it dices it shreds it grates! IT EVEN MAKES BAGELS!
 

Wiseman

TRIBE Member
I'm picturing some confused horny broad squatting over one of these while it chops up some guacamole.
 
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junglegirl

TRIBE Member
The Watcher said:
Not to be confused with the one found in every girl's nightside table.

haha thats what i thought this thread was about

my friend has the magic bullet and swears by it

I WANT ONE
 

madnezz

TRIBE Member
I already have a great blender, but what good is a blender when you can't make guacamole and grate cheese or make chicken salad???

OR act as a juicer!
 
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