-
Hi Guest: Welcome to TRIBE, the online home of TRIBE MAGAZINE. If you'd like to post here, or reply to existing posts on TRIBE, you first have to register. Join us!
Happy Chanukah!!!! P.S gift inside...
- Thread starter maddog
- Start date
Hi i'm God
TRIBE Member
Depends on the cd! But generally I'll take any free cd's! 
I'ts a live mix I did in the summer at element.
On the beats are Metro Area, Dj T, Freaks, Soul of Man , Chis Lum, Bassbin Twins, Linus, Charles Manier etc......
On the vocals- Ko-s, Big Daddy Kane, JurraSICK 5, The neptunes and CLipse, Ol Dirty Bastard, Nelly(I know I know), Common Sense, Outkast etc.....
roojew
On the beats are Metro Area, Dj T, Freaks, Soul of Man , Chis Lum, Bassbin Twins, Linus, Charles Manier etc......
On the vocals- Ko-s, Big Daddy Kane, JurraSICK 5, The neptunes and CLipse, Ol Dirty Bastard, Nelly(I know I know
), Common Sense, Outkast etc.....roojew
Booty Bits
TRIBE Member
Oh Chanukah, oh Chanukah, come light the Menorah.
Let's have a party, we'll all dance the Hora.
Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat,
Sevivon to play with, levivot to eat.
And while we are playing, the candles are burning low.
One for each night, they shed a sweet light
to remind us of days long ago.
One for each night, they shed a sweet light
to remind us of days long ago.
HAG SAMEACH EVERYONE!
Let's have a party, we'll all dance the Hora.
Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat,
Sevivon to play with, levivot to eat.
And while we are playing, the candles are burning low.
One for each night, they shed a sweet light
to remind us of days long ago.
One for each night, they shed a sweet light
to remind us of days long ago.
HAG SAMEACH EVERYONE!
Hi i'm God
TRIBE Member
Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on your yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't
But my mother thinks he is.
Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on your yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't
But my mother thinks he is.
Tell the world-amanaka
It's time for Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!
Booty Bits
TRIBE Member
i just ate a donut to mark the beginning of hannukah!
(correction: i ate 2. fuck you, i'm being festive.)
(correction: i ate 2. fuck you, i'm being festive.)
Syntax Error
Well-Known TRIBEr
dreidel dreidel dreidel i made it out of clay
i always wanted to be jewish when i was younger because i thought christmas was gay.
i always wanted to be jewish when i was younger because i thought christmas was gay.
Booty Bits
TRIBE Member
usually kids wanna be jewish cuz they see their jewish friends having bar and bat mitzvahs.
oh, and sometimes cuz they hear a rumour about 8 days of presents for hannukah vs. 1 day for christmas.
though considering the obscene amount of gifts given on that one day, i think it all evens out.
oh, and sometimes cuz they hear a rumour about 8 days of presents for hannukah vs. 1 day for christmas.
though considering the obscene amount of gifts given on that one day, i think it all evens out.
funky_citrus
TRIBE Member
Well, it officially does not begin until tonight, but im getting my dradle ready to play with early! Im gonna pig out on Latkes all night long...lol!
Syntax Error
Well-Known TRIBEr
i just thought christmas was gay. plus i liked charlton heston.
funky_citrus
TRIBE Member
well it officially begins tonight, but im getting my dradle ready to play with now. Looking forward to pigging out on Latkes tonight...lol
Syntax Error
Well-Known TRIBEr
this seems familiar.
green_souljah
TRIBE Member
"Now here's a little dreidel, it's made all out of clay..
...but im not going to play with it cuz Dreidel's fricken gay"
...but im not going to play with it cuz Dreidel's fricken gay"