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Hamburger Jokes

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by graham, Apr 15, 2003.

  1. graham

    graham Well-Known TRIBEr

    courtesy of 101 Hamburger Jokes

    1. Question: Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

    Answer: On a bun-eymoon!

    2. Question: What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

    Answer: Hot Dog!

    3. Question: Who are the hamburgers' favorite people?

    Answer: Vegetarians!

    4. Question: Who do the hamburgers love on TV?

    Answer: Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meat-head!

    5. Question: Why did Henry Winkler, who started the first drive-in fast-food operation, have to shut down?

    Answer: He ran out of Funz!

    6. Question: Who puts holes in meat patties?

    Answer: Dunkin' Hamburgers!

    7. Question: Why can any hamburger run the mile in under 4 minutes?

    Answer: Because it's a fast food!

    such amazing jokes
  2. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    Please put your meat in between my buns.
  3. kmac

    kmac TRIBE Member

    Why am I laughing?
  4. graham

    graham Well-Known TRIBEr

    The entire book is like that, the worst jokes ever written, it's bad-good
  5. kmac

    kmac TRIBE Member

    Reminds me of those terrible jokes in those joke books I used to borrow from my elementary school library.
  6. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

    No, just bad-bad.

    Unless you're drunk, in which case they're drunk: bad/good.
  7. chooch

    chooch TRIBE Member

    Here is a real stinkin' joke....


    What is green and happy?

    A glad garbage bag

    <wah wah wah>:rolleyes:
  8. vveerrgg

    vveerrgg TRIBE Promoter

    so thats why you came up to licks? :p
  9. John_e_Blaze

    John_e_Blaze TRIBE Member

    the movie homeburger is on citytv right now

    that flic is almost as bad as these jokes
  10. kmac

    kmac TRIBE Member

    "Why is the mushroom invited to all the best parties?"

    "Because he's a real fungi"

  11. chooch

    chooch TRIBE Member

    ha ha!

    ( :( that one is better than mine!)
  12. graham

    graham Well-Known TRIBEr

    these are all meaty jokes to be devoured with relish
  13. graham

    graham Well-Known TRIBEr

    101 Hamburger Jokes is one of the best books I've ever read, many cottage hours have been spent dissecting the jokes, one by one
  14. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

    Not funny:

    Q: What's brown and sticky?
    A: A stick.


    Q: What's brown and sticky?
    A: deep.
  15. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    how dare you?! that's my favourite joke of all time.

    I was a camp counsellor when I was younger. one of the kids was a semi-retarded black kid who would call people "hamburger butt". because of aforementioned characteristics he would unintentionally sound like bill cosby doing one of the fat albert characters.
  16. kat

    kat TRIBE Member

    the stick joke is great.

    i like bad jokes:

    q: what do you call a sheep with no legs?
    a: a cloud

    q: what do you call a dog who likes baths?
    a: a shampoodle

    q: what do you call cheese that is not yours?
    a: nacho cheese
  17. chooch

    chooch TRIBE Member

    What does a computer eat when it's hungry?

    Chips -- one byte at a time.

    What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

    Out, out, damned Spot!

    What do you call a running chicken?

    Poultry in motion.

    **bring 'em on!**
  18. chooch

    chooch TRIBE Member

    How do you make anti-freeze?

    Take away her blanket

    What did the carpenters call their brass quartet?

    The Tuba Four

    And....you've heard it before, you groaned then and you will groan now....

    Why do cows moo?

    Because their horns don't work.
  19. chooch

    chooch TRIBE Member

    What do you give a sick bird?


    (this one is for you Mr. Woodpecker <sigh>)
  20. Yourmamas

    Yourmamas TRIBE Member

    How do you make a dead baby float?

    Two scoops of ice cream, and one scoop of dead baby

    Bada bing.
  21. sk8

    sk8 TRIBE Member

  22. chooch

    chooch TRIBE Member

    OHHHHHHHH that hurts!
  23. kat

    kat TRIBE Member

    i still like this dead baby joke better

    q: whats the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

    a: you can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
  24. chooch

    chooch TRIBE Member

  25. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because he was dead.

    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because he was dead.

    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

    Peer pressure.

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